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[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 65 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I can't be the only one who thinks having a bot to go round pestering people for saying things like barmen is a little ridiculous right?

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Bots on reddit are just so universally annoying and most of them provide no value at all. Most of them should have been banned on sight anyways.

[–] learningduck@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"most bots" leave auto summarize bot, reminder bot, repost detection bot about of that.

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[–] porksoda@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I modded a niche outdoor community sub and I banned every bot that found its way there. Sorry, but we don't need a metric conversion bot nor a grammar correcting bot.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah, because the best part of reddit was the human interaction, and having bots proliferate everywhere just kills that entirely.

[–] Beliriel@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The auto-tldr bot was/is pretty useful

[–] Liempong_pagong@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago
[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

There was one for a while that told you how many times you left a comment saying "nice." It had a leaderboard and the top ones had done it some tens of thousands of times.

[–] TrippyTortuga@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I got a similar reply from a mod account (I forget which subreddit) because I used the word "crazy." Got linked to this list: https://www.autistichoya.com/p/ableist-words-and-terms-to-avoid.html

[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's so dumb, I think you have to be going out of your way to get offended by the word crazy

[–] dog@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

dumb

omg your ableims is amazingly strong i bet u also like genocide and domestic violence omg

[–] 73rdnemesio@infosec.pub 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You think you can come on here and join the discussions without opposable thumbs!?

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[–] TechnoBabble@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (7 children)

That page has to be satire... right?

The whole "police your language, so there's no chance anyone could ever be offended" idea is such an oppressive path to a more equal society.

[–] eldoom@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I mean I hope so? One of the top offensive terms was wheelchair bound..

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[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Blind to ____ / turn a blind eye to ____ / blinded by ignorance/bigotry/etc. / double-blind review Refers to Blind, low-vision, or sight-limited people. Often used as a metaphor. Consider instead: willfully ignorant, deliberately ignoring, turning their back on, overcome by prejudice, doubly anonymous, had every reason to know, feigned ignorance

Those alternatives dont mean the same thing.

Double Annoymous seems better

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[–] _s10e@feddit.de 33 points 2 years ago

They should have replied:

0 rows changed. OK.

Or:

BOT.EXE: Command not found

just to see if the other guy keeps trying.

[–] maniel@lemmy.ml 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

it's just common joke, looks like dev got wooshed

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 29 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think dev is pointing out how poorly it was applied here; the whoosh is you.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

We are all whooshed on this blessed day.

[–] maess@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Do you or do you not feel whooshed? Because you look whooshed.

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[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

someone tell the bot author about xkcd #327

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure this exact XKCD was posted to Lemmy the other day and is most likely the reason this comment was made entirely.

[–] dog@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

it's a very very popular xkcd comic strip, much more in the programming community

because it's funny

get it? funny

i said a funny word ("funny")

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[–] cin_tar@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

By the way, Barmen is a city in Germany, in context to the original post

Original Post

[–] Bruce@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

And all those posts have 1 karma. These Gerpersons have some serious temper.

[–] onlooker@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How did the author know the poster was in his 40s? Or was it just a guess?

[–] abc123@lemmy.fmhy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

People like to creep through others' post history to try and find a basis for ad hominem attacks when their comment or argument isn't clever enough to stand on its own

[–] hglman@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Who else is making sql injection attack jokes?

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

Post history probably

[–] downdaemon@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Denaton@programming.dev 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah, it is a joke on xkdc and the joke is based on SQL injection, a type of database attack.

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Don't know why he's so annoyed, maybe you didn't throw his database, but still something happened, I'm pretty sure...

[–] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 26 points 2 years ago (8 children)

No, it's just a pretty lame joke that got repeated like five million times.

Unfortunately our community breeds an extremely self-referential, repetitive humour that can get quite annoying. Like that one guy pissing his pants laughing because 42 hahahaha.

[–] Serdan@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

We still have more jokes than anarchy chess, though

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like someone needs to google en passant.

[–] xyzinferno@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] AnonymousLlama@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

That guys response is still only half as annoying as seeing continual bot spam, especially from useless pretentious ones that provide no value like this one

[–] akariii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

new inside joke just dropped

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[–] bobbytables@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nice! My mom used to do that.

[–] larvyde@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] maess@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not just the barmen but the barwomen and barchildren, too.

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[–] nebula42@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Who tf even uses barmen I've never heard that before

[–] xyzinferno@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Someone in this thread linked the original post, which was referring to a town called Barmen

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[–] _comfortablyAverage_@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

bruh this is the funniest shit I read today

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 2 years ago

I love the profile icon.

[–] RamesesKnibs@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Little Barman Tables we call him

[–] enitoni@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

They should use parameterized queries, not sanitization.

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