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Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBS
(www.independent.co.uk)
That man has dementia.
this post was submitted on 05 May 2025
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OK, now that's pretty funny.
I was close! I figured he'd just watched The Rock.
The story is far too complex for him in that one
thank god he didn't watch the rock on hbo
For some reason I read that as auschwitz.
Not that different for the purposes he wants.
I mean...
Yeah that’ll keep government spending down.
( /s, obviously)
Nah he fell asleep watching The Rock, that’s more his style.
Sounds like he belongs in retirement home.
Sounds like he wants to renovate his retirement home.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I genuinely want somebody who thinks this is a good idea to explain to me why this is better than building a new maximum security prison on the mainland.