this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago

Here's what I don't get about every Chinese item on Amazon:

Why the terrible photoshop?

You've got a product. You make it. It's cheap crap, sure, but so are most established brands at this point. You probably make them in the same factory.

And surely somebody who works for you isn't a grotesquely ugly freak and could just hold the item, or otherwise use it as intended.

But no, everything from digital cameras to sticking plasters is slapped over the top of a bit of stock photography taken at an entirely different angle and lighting conditions to the one you took of the product.

[–] mustbe3to20signs@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell, it's 2025. Don't act like it's your first time seeing a footjob privacy tent...

[–] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

Holy crap that’s funny.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 61 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Portable steam sauna, in case anyone was actually wondering.

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

I was wondering but that really doesn’t answer what the hell is happening in this picture.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So, basically a human rice cooker

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 1 day ago

a human ~~rice~~ cooker

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 120 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When you want your whole body to smell like someone else's stinky feet, but don't want to smell them yourself.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Another pressing problem has been solved!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 22 points 1 day ago

Another decisice victory for Temu

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

Not until the marination is complete, anyway.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

People pay good money for that

[–] lime@feddit.nu 36 points 1 day ago

footjob tent

[–] kartoffelsaft@programming.dev 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 40 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Unus ~~Anus~~ Annus had an episode where they steamed themselves with their own piss in one of these, IIRC.

What a silly one-time thing.

[–] karma@feddit.uk 14 points 1 day ago

I was almost sparred by youtube having deleted the video but archive.org graciously has it archived.

What a thing to read at 10 am

Yes, one-time thing...

[–] nihilomaster@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

pleeeaaase don't mistype annus

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fish-Bach and Nester would approve 'Anus'.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I...is this a sex thing? ಠ_ಠ

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nope an Asian dieting thing.

[–] meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Huh...since I've seen very few fat Asians, they might be on to something here

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 14 points 1 day ago

As someone living in east Asia, there are definitely a number and it seems to be increasing. Then again, "Asia" is like a huge chunk of the world encompassing more than two billion people.

It's called caloric control

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

then why do you have to put your feet there? 😭

[–] loomi@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Misconception that heating a specific area makes the fat there disappear. Also Asian ladies walk more than western girls, and wear heels while doing it. Their feet hurt. Heat nice. Winter cold. Etc.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, is there a reason to put them while another human is inside?

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Fair, it looks like they are both enjoying their time

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Right? It makes me want a steamy foot massage.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do you want your feet to be massaged, or to massage someone with your feet?

[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

Anything is if you're brave enough

[–] vane@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Siamese twins with shared legs.

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Damn it, seeing this automatically replaces the face with Ethan...

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago