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[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I'm Gingham Cornell and welcome to Dogs and Cats: Living Together!

[–] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Plaid Cobain

[–] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

"I'm Floral Cass and you've been listening to NPR"

[–] bobo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is Seersucker Van Zandt, and I'm asking you to go the phone...

[–] thelsim@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

This is Ditzy Bowie and coming up next is… uh… hang on, I got it written down somewhere..

I'm Toile Brockie, and you're listening to Wait Wait, Don't Taze Me

[–] Cratermaker@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] drthunder@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Oh hey, fancy seeing your sibling here. It's me, Herringbone Peart.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

(Endless) Knot Cornell.

Hmm.

[–] doublenut@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

I'm Sharkstooth Dawson, thank you for listening to NPR on your local member station.

Sharkstooth Lennon just for the extra punny.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So, dropped this in a friendly meme thread and ended up with myself Solid Steele And my buddy Fuzzy Static. One gpt pass later and this abomination was birthed.

[–] vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Also, my friend Houndstooth Bowie

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I'm Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hey there and welcome, I'm Paisley O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

I can be Solid Wagner I guess lol

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Damask Harrison at your service, and you’re tuned into Crackerbox Palace on WFMU outta East Orange, New Jersey.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is Ogee Charanjit, and I'm here with Doris Kearns-Goodwin. We are discussing the unprecedented changes in presidential policy in the last 30 years.

All while set to a disco beat.

[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

I'm Sans-I/O Cobain, and you're watching Disney Channel

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Herringbone Barrett

Or

Plaid Kantner

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I'm KalimbaTvChannel Marley and it’s time to groove to some absurd aztec vibes on

Nightcore Primate Rave

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

Stripe Monk... I sound more like a woodland critter.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Ogee Sinatra.

Damn, that's a decent name.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I'm Honeycomb O'Riordan and you're listening to NPR.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Mandala Cornell here, and you're listening to NPR

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Paisley Becker?

Yeah, that scans.

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Houndstooth Redding.

[–] philthi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Fractal Hutchison!

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