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as long as you could slow down to terminal velocity ( slow enough to prevent exploding when you hit atmosphere) you'd be fine.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Eustace

Canuxico was right there.

Kids. It's safer than a knife for kids.

Well, most kids.

my kid managed to go full cenobite on himself with an apple slicer, but luckily it was only plastic.

There's a coffee shop in Austin with two drinks named after these guys :D

Elven time conversion is the worst.

What I'm hearing is that we should mine the sun and make better use of all that fuel.

To moon landing, maybe. To fusion, no.

You'd deorbit eventually, but the parachute probably wouldn't help you at that point.

Mayy is good but Junch hits just right. Jaunch might be the best.

Uh, are you confusing Republicans, the ones currently in power, with Democrats or something?

That fight is dead, the current fight is "will we ever have federal elections again"