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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 175 points 1 month ago

He would still be spitting MAGA bullshit and wearing that stupid ass red hat if his job was still intact. He only cares now because it hit his situation.

No sympathy for this idiot because he never had any and still doesn't.

[–] Vaggumon@lemm.ee 95 points 1 month ago

Hahahahaha get fucked.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Literally MAGA "conservatives" in a nutshell.

If it happens to you then "good, fuck you lib, cry more! Haha!"

If it happens to me "noooo it's bad! It shouldn't happen!"

Selfish cunts.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I am sure literally any other MAGA "conservatives" that happens to look at this article are probably rationalizing this as "not my problem", Or "this dude is not real MAGA".

As MAGA people used to say, wake up you sheep.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NAZIS.

They are not conservatives; they are NAZIS.

Treat them like what they are: NAZIS.

A distinction without a difference

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 59 points 1 month ago

These people are so fucking stupid and deserving of all the bad things coming their way.

[–] don@lemm.ee 57 points 1 month ago (4 children)

^oh no.^

So I got an order of lamb biryani from a local Indian restaurant, that stuff is absolutely delicious! If you haven’t tried it, I fully recommend.

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Haven't tried that dish, but looking at it online it seems delightful. The sauces are always so flavorful.

[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Hey me too last night. It was wonderful.

[–] Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Lamb based Indian meals are just the best. The biryani is delicious, and I'm also particular to a lamb organ josh. Now I want one - Brick Lane, here I come!

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I believe that most of these people are now speaking because in reality what they are saying is "look I was loyal to you, give my job back but still I support you making others suffer"

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

"He's hurting the wrong people" - jeaniuses

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I believe this, but wtf is this source? He voted with his greed, cruelty and racism.

The raw honesty of his message struck a nerve. For some, it served as a cautionary tale. For others, it was a reflection of the growing number of working-class families struggling under the weight of policy decisions they once believed would help them.

“He voted with his heart, but now he’s paying with his livelihood,” one Reddit user commented. “That’s the real cost of broken promises.”

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

He should have voted with his brain.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago

Lmao it's prose

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Probably pulled from r/conservative.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He voted with his heart

Well, him and his heart are fucking stupid. I'd say try voting with your fucking BRAIN, but given the source, that's a laugh.

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Well bless his heart.

[–] FreakinSteve@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago

FUCK HIM.

These people are NAZIS.

They voted for him because he is a NAZI.

NAZIS should never be allowed to continue existing.

FUCK THAT NAZI. HOPE HE GETS SHOT.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

it's only bad if it happens to me. i voted for him so it would only happen to others. not me though.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 month ago
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Speaks Out

.. so brave! /s

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[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He said he voted for trump twice. But it seems more likely that he voted all three times like the article stated.

The moron can't even count to three.

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[–] MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago
[–] gadfly1999@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

What was that thing they like to say: elections have consequences.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

vote for him once, shame on him, vote for him again, shame on you.

[–] mjhelto@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

That's what I told my parents and siblings. The first time was curiosity. The second time was intentional. They knew who he was and what he would do. There's no excuse they could give that would justify that second vote outside a lack of empathy and selfishness.

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Vote for him once, shame on you. Vote for him again, shame on you. Vote for him a third time?!? Are you fucking kidding me?

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They always got the indoor sunglasses selfies

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's to hide the bloodshot eyes from whatever substance they happen to be abusing.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

cocaine, and alcohol and crying 24/7

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like meth and cheap light beer

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (5 children)
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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (11 children)

I hope this cunt starves to death.

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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Oh well sucks to be you.

Something something about leopards eating a lot of faces.

[–] DirkMcCallahan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[–] Ton@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

'This one REALLY counts...'

[–] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They should be burning their MAGA merch in bonfires. Weird how they never regret it that much. Bunch of betas.

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