this post was submitted on 11 May 2025
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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 10 hours ago

We outside with da pope!

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 12 points 17 hours ago
[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

How long until trump posts this on Truth?

[–] wildbus8979@sh.itjust.works 15 points 21 hours ago

Pretty sure somebody photoshopped out his knuckle tattoos to obscure his gang affiliations!

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 23 hours ago

Da Baer's aere gonna win it this yeahr, boys.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

DAAAA PRAYERS

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It seems I, an Atheist since before Lemmy existed, am somehow petmabanned from Lemmy's Atheist community.

Some mod=God must have a stick up their arses, hopefully y'all can enjoy instead :)

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Maybe they listened to autotheism one time too many and passed out injecting heroin

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Sh-shit Morty, I forgot to be AtheistRick

[–] Lembot_0002@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Most atheist communities I saw somehow based on the idea that we should respect the people that have those crazy ideas. Respect to the extent that we shouldn't even laugh at them.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of the top posts of Lemmy's biggest Atheist community. Not quite so respectful as you describe around here XD

[–] Saleh@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You joke with the kebab but a catholic priest got charged two days ago with the claim that he smuggled hash into a prison in Germany inside a kebab.

https://www1.wdr.de/nachrichten/rheinland/katholischer-seelsorger-drogenschmuggel-jva-aachen-100.html

A Catholic prison chaplain allegedly tried to smuggle drug sachets wrapped in kebabs into Heinsberg Prison in 2022.

From August, the Catholic prison chaplain will have to answer to the Geilenkirchen district court. The case concerns over 140 grams of hashish that was hidden in several kebabs by unknown persons in a fast food restaurant. He wanted to bring them to a group lesson with the prisoners. Not the first smuggling operation

The man had already attracted attention twice before because he had tried to smuggle in cell phones and charging cables, for example. The drugs alone - according to the public prosecutor's office - had a black market price of 2,000 euros. The former Catholic priest is facing a prison sentence of at least one year.

He was "irrevocably released" by the Aachen diocese after the incident.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 20 hours ago

Because Chicago is famous for it's... kebabs?

That's an Italian Beef, son.