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[–] Archpawn@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

In Gym of the Romantic Journey, there was a character who could see the future, and then bring it about. Once he shot someone with a paintball gun because someone was going to wipe him off with a paperclip, and they'd look silly if he didn't have paint on him. And once he rushed into a room where a fire started, and then was relieved that he didn't have to be the one to start it.

[–] the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Be the change you ~~want to~~ see in the world.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

*fanning the flames* "I don't 'want' this to happen, I just see it."

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

-Isaac Asimov, Foundation (1951)

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 1 week ago

"I tell the future"

"Okay, tell me mine"

"Soon... You will go to Rome."

"But I'm in Rome."

"Do I lie?"

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 week ago

Ah yes, the self-fulfilling prophet.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's that story with the Wizard who cursed a family to die by thirty then broke into their homes to kill them when they turned 30?

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago

The actual story is called "The Alchemist"

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The Dune school of divination