Ask Lemmy

The Purge begins in 3... 2... 1...

You have just lost the game

They're all laughing at you behind your back.

"The other religion is the true one."

"Beans"

"I need to go to the toilet. #2. Immediately."

Heavens full, sorry guys you're all gonna have to go to hell.

"I hope you've enjoyed your free trial. Please consider subscribing before your trial end date in 3 days. All deleted data will not be recoverable."

The world will end in a year unless 80% of the human race is killed

"Run."

"Message to all players: Resetting simulation in 24 hours"

Testing testing 123

"YOU ARE MY CHOSEN DISCIPLE. GO FORTH AND SLAY THE NON-BELIEVERS IN MY NAME."

Don't even say who you are. Everyone will just assume it's the god they already believe in. And everyone who doesn't believe in a god would start questioning everything.

"Did you just switch it to broadcast? Fuck, turn it off!"

Only right answer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z1C4ede-IQ

Do they know it’s my thought or do they think it’s their own?

"This is not you, this is god, you are the new messiah like my son Jesus before you. It is up to you to right all that's gone wrong in my world. Many will come forward and say that they received this message but do not be fooled for that is Satan trying to defeat you."

Then I get popcorn and watch the whole world burn.

'YOU! You know what you did! Make it right!'

Then sit back and look at all the guilty faces.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.
― Mark Twain

Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn't really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I'm sure chaos will result nonetheless.

"This is God, there's a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don't matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You've disappointed me, do better"

"Is this thing on ?" And then never say anything further.

“You just lost The Game.”

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!!

I would find it irresistible to do, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

It’s not round, but it’s not flat either!

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty."

"There is no Heaven or Hell. The only Paradise is that which you create for others by your own hand. And you are failing."

"We heard you. We're on our way."

"nah, don't tell the humans, it would just cause panic and there's nothing they can do anymore"

Geico could save you 15% or more on car insurance. Keep honking to save 1% per second.

Kind of against the letter of the rule since this isn't really intended to cause chaos for the sake of chaos,but I'm sure chaos will result nonetheless.

"This is God, there's a reason why i put variations on love thy neighbor in every single religion. Differences in faith and race don't matter, helping others and making the world a better place do. You've disappointed me, do better"

If it's just a thought and not a phrase or words that has to be translated or anything ... and an image that everyone could understand ... I'd go with the standard ...

Imagine everyone all over the world seeing this thought all at once and everyone confirming what they saw among themselves and everyone else everywhere ... everyone confirming the same image across languages, countries, regions, religions, rich, poor, literate, illiterate.

A bonus would be to have the alien say something in a language and voice that absolutely no one on the planet could possibly understand.

Then repeat the broadcast for five seconds once a day, every day.

"Remember you'll die."

I'm not a troublemaker so it would have to be for a good reason... and how I wish I could shake people out of their stupor and there's no better way than to consider your own mortality, as it puts things into perspective.