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[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

A cat and a bike

[–] Waldelfe@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

2 gray kitties

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[–] Electric_Druid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Bass and bong

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Those gummi bears are sus.

[–] Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 2 points 2 days ago

What do you mean? Why would I put LSD in my gummi bears?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 days ago

a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[–] auginator@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

My computer and my cat

[–] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Depression/Anxiety meds to keep it real. My cat Mochi.

😅

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 days ago

don't forget your towel

[–] Distractor@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

An e-book and a sofa

[–] Brewchin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I feel seen.

[–] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[–] Chocrates@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[–] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[–] Reyali@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

My cat and my cell phone

[–] Geodad@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

A rifle and a freezer full of deer.

[–] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Touring kayak and back country skis

[–] EarlTurlet@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Risky, but easier than using your hand.

[–] BURN@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

A dab rig and a camera

[–] Today@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Shades and a whiskey glass.

[–] lnxtx@feddit.nl 5 points 2 days ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 4 points 2 days ago

Please not a glass jar

[–] viking@infosec.pub 4 points 2 days ago

Coffee mug and a dog.

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