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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 25 points 10 hours ago

They left out ‘be white.’ It was a horrific time for anyone else.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 hours ago

Yup that was the life for both my brothers (born in 1945 and 1950, me in 57). They kicked it just in time that is for sure.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

ITT: Walter Sobchak.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 72 points 1 day ago (3 children)

That generation got paid $45 an hour in today's value.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago

If you scale it to housing prices, it's even more ridiculous.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago

Are you thinking of a particular source? I couldn't find substantiation for $45/h.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Federal minimum wage in 1965 was $1.25/h, which is $12.69/h today. Looks like Alaska had the highest state minimum at $2.10, $21.32 today. Or were you taking more average rather than minimum wage?

[–] bnrnrtbgd@sh.itjust.works 30 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

They never said anything about minimum wage.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

In 2023 median hourly wage was $19.24/h, vs in 1979 it was $4.44/h or $19.56/h inflation adjusted. (This data doesn't go back to 1965 unfortunately)

https://www.statista.com/statistics/185335/median-hourly-earnings-of-wage-and-salary-workers/

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

There is a reason median is used here... If you take into account the massive (and constantly growing) income gap, it's obvious that things have gotten worse for the average American.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

You've got it backwards, median takes into account income gap better. Mean would be much higher today because of the increasing income gap. That is why I used the median, so that interesting inequality would be less of a factor.

[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 99 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (8 children)

The 60s? Don't have to fight in a war?

Are we just rewriting history to ignore Vietnam?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Don't mind me, just thinking about how peaceful Americans were between 1949 and 1965

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 10 points 21 hours ago (3 children)

What % of the population actually fought in the war?

[–] booly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

Page 45 of this PDF has a good chart. It shows that about 26.8 million men were draft eligible in that generation, and about 8.7 million enlisted, 2.2 million were drafted, and 16.0 million never served, including about 570,000 apparent draft dodgers.

About 2.1 million actually went to Vietnam, and about 1.55 million were in combat roles in Vietnam. 51,000 were killed.

So roughly:

  • 41% of that generation of men were in the military
  • 8% of that generation went to Vietnam
  • 6% of that generation fought in Vietnam
  • About 0.2% of that generation died in Vietnam
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 15 hours ago

I guess that depends how poor and black they were.

[–] ilega_dh@feddit.nl 6 points 16 hours ago

Not enough to win it

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh woops i broke my ankle and an anti war doctor said I'll never walk again.

Oh woops I'm on extended vacation in Canada.

[–] vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

If you were not upper-middle class (or higher) and white, these really weren't realistic options to avoid the draft.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Im continuing the idealistic boomer life we are talking about in this thread

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Not everyone in the world is an American of course.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 30 points 19 hours ago

Picking up hitchhikers to Woodstock during the summer of '69 kind of narrows it down unless op was one of those maple syrup types.

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[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 145 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is no war in Vietnam

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 79 points 1 day ago (7 children)

They were calling citizens in alternating groups of SSNs like a lottery. When it was my Dad's buddy's turn to show up for the medical he thought he'd fake extreme scoliosis, slouched one shoulder back and down, then half limped into the doctors office.

He was never even asked to take his shirt off and got excused on medical grounds.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Sounds like a typical trump republican

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

For the thousands of stories like this, there’s thousands more of people that gave their shit away for peanuts because they didn’t understand the value of what they had. My dad gave away so much shit for no reason it’s mind boggling. He sold a 61 Mustang for 15k in 1998.

[–] Barbudo@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

First Mustang was the 64-1/2. Unless you mean the plane...

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

For the sake of the story I made the year cuz I couldn’t remember it but based on the pictures we have of it it looks the most like the 72

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m starting to think this “Anon” guy just makes shit up!

[–] CalipherJones@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've met a boomer that basically has lived this greentext. I thought it was an exaggeration until I met him.

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[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Even just the 90s was crazy. Not calculated with inflation because I'm bad at maths but my folks' house they bought in 1992 has more than quintupled in value.

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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My first house in 1999 was an older 4 bdrm on 14 acres of land for $50 grand. There were a lot of homes in the 30-40 grand range but lesser yards.

Now those same houses when they go up for sale are selling for 200-250k easily. (My place would be worth more than that.. "hobby farms" like what I are selling for even 300-500k here now.)

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

For note: 50k from 1999 is worth 96k today

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