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[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago

They left out ‘be white.’ It was a horrific time for anyone else.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

who the fuck is dodging both korea and vietnam in an age of general conscription?

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

Be born in 1949

Fake and attracted to same gender.

[–] Bebopalouie@lemmy.ca 11 points 6 days ago

Yup that was the life for both my brothers (born in 1945 and 1950, me in 57). They kicked it just in time that is for sure.

[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Back in my day I had to walk to school five times per day on my bare feet over gravel in knee high snow under a blistering hot sun with no water visible for 100 km!

It gave me the character to become a landlord and earn my pay from everyone else!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

ITT: Walter Sobchak.

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 154 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There is no war in Vietnam

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 86 points 1 week ago (2 children)

They were calling citizens in alternating groups of SSNs like a lottery. When it was my Dad's buddy's turn to show up for the medical he thought he'd fake extreme scoliosis, slouched one shoulder back and down, then half limped into the doctors office.

He was never even asked to take his shirt off and got excused on medical grounds.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Sounds like a typical trump republican

[–] steeznson@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Not sure if Trump even got examined when he got his medical exemption

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[–] RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 106 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

The 60s? Don't have to fight in a war?

Are we just rewriting history to ignore Vietnam?

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Don't mind me, just thinking about how peaceful Americans were between 1949 and 1965

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh woops i broke my ankle and an anti war doctor said I'll never walk again.

Oh woops I'm on extended vacation in Canada.

[–] vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you were not upper-middle class (or higher) and white, these really weren't realistic options to avoid the draft.

[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

Im continuing the idealistic boomer life we are talking about in this thread

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[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 1 week ago (10 children)

That generation got paid $45 an hour in today's value.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago

If you scale it to housing prices, it's even more ridiculous.

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you thinking of a particular source? I couldn't find substantiation for $45/h.

[–] Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I calculated this a few years ago, but It shouldnt've changed much. Take the year 1960 or whichever year that you can get all the following reliable information: Minimum wage, and median two bed house cost/sale price, for the specific area or state.

The minimum wage in my area in 1955 was equivalent to double what it is now, and with the housing market (and omitting tax because it's too dynamic) minimum wage then was enough to earn a house's value in four years. To earn the equivalent house's value before tax in the next four years, in my area, minimum wage must more than treble to $45/h. (to get $360,000)

Graphing the min wage with house costs between 1955, 1985 and 2015 shows an exponentially increasing slope which, if no market crash happens, will continue. As it is, factoring the cost of living and taxes, it would take over 100 years to buy a house on $15/h.

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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

My first house in 1999 was an older 4 bdrm on 14 acres of land for $50 grand. There were a lot of homes in the 30-40 grand range but lesser yards.

Now those same houses when they go up for sale are selling for 200-250k easily. (My place would be worth more than that.. "hobby farms" like what I are selling for even 300-500k here now.)

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 50 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For note: 50k from 1999 is worth 96k today

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