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[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There's actually nothing wrong about this. Video is nonsense. Heavy creamers are basically the same thing not whipped yet.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

And the non dairy little single serving things are flavored oil.

[–] chetradley@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that olive oil coffee Starbucks was selling that caused people to shit their pants.

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Bulletproof coffee works well to clean you out and if you are on the Keto diet it's a decent pick.

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago

I see people add milk, I see people add cream - is butter that different?

[–] OpenPassageways@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I used to do this because it was supposedly better than sugary creamers. You're supposed to use a little blender to whip it up though, then it actually tastes super good.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Adding some coarse salt to heavy cream and dropping in an immersion blender makes a whipped butter that goes well in the coffee and on toast

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago

I have tried this out because I got a bit obsessed with learning how to make every coffee drink during the pandemic. The way I did it was a double shot of espresso, a decently sized pat of good quality unsalted butter, and a little bit of hot water. The reasoning was that the butter would accentuate the naturally occurring oils of the espresso and lead to a richer crema on the resulting americano which was true. I thought it was actually pretty good that way, but I also love coffee in any form. It also wasn't something I'd go out of my way to drink again. I also imagine this would do some bad things to your intestines if you drank this every day. If you want a delicious buttery coffee, a good quality whole fat milk is a much better option. As for health claims, I think it's kind of insane that anyone says drinking literal butter could possibly be good for you, and even more insane that people believe it. It feels like an over-reaction to anti-fat propaganda from the sugar lobby where we went from "Maybe eating some fat in your diet isn't a bad thing" to "YOU MUST EAT AS MUCH FAT AND OIL AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE."

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I’ve done this and it tastes pretty good.

[–] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago
[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 15 points 19 hours ago

I think the part where the coffee is ice cold and doesn't melt butter is probably where the problems started, butter neither made it better or worse at that point

[–] StellarSt0rm@lemmy.world 70 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The guy who downvoted this post probably adds butter to his coffee. lol

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[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (3 children)

Tried this. It tasted god-awful. Personally, I swear by orange juice in my coffee.

[–] t_berium@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Chocomel here

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know if you are joking but fresh orange juice, strong cold brew, and fizzy water is really good. I thought it would be awful but it's delicious.

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[–] musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Amateur move, I just throw my whole breakfast in my coffee.

I wish I could show you the weird shit ive seen my dad try with his coffee, but I think overall the best thing Ive seen is scrambled eggs in black coffee. Is it insane? Yes. Did it taste like shit? Also yes.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 25 points 22 hours ago

People are not getting vaccinated because of one simple reason, they are fucking idiots!

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My arthritis got fucked watching this video

[–] confusedbytheBasics@lemm.ee 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I enjoy a buttery coffee on a blue moon. Not for health reasons. I just like it. What's the arthritis risk though?

Edit: Google told me apparently some people's arthritis is worsened by saturated fat. TDIL

[–] vivendi@programming.dev 1 points 13 hours ago

Animal fat in general is a bad thing for clogged veins, this is also why fastfood and such moved to plant based oils

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 14 points 21 hours ago

Ah yes the keto diet.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago
[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 1 day ago (11 children)

It's actually not bad, you're basically replacing the creamer. Especially if you're doing keto or have other dietary restrictions. Coconut or MCT oil can work as a non-dairy replacement and is a main ingredient in non-dairy creamers already.

Good coffee is important, and also only really works if you already like it black or light cream & sugar.

Anyone curious, try adding a pinch of salt to your regular coffee

[–] shiftymccool@programming.dev 21 points 22 hours ago (5 children)

If you need to add a pinch of salt, get better coffee

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 17 hours ago

I think it's more of a tip for people who don't have a choice. Coffee isn't exclusively consumed for the taste.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, most people burn their coffee or get shitty coffee. Salt helps enhance the coffee profile and decrease the bitterness that comes out when coffee is over brewed.

The number of people who don't know how to properly make coffee drives me nuts.

[–] sourhill@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Salt helps enhance the coffee profile […]

The number of people who don't know how to properly make coffee drives me nuts.

Fucking lol.

[–] Ajen@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

They're saying it helps badly roasted/brewed coffee, not that it's the proper way to make coffee.

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[–] cortex7979@lemm.ee 3 points 15 hours ago

also helps raising LDL cholesterol👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

Found the keto

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Aren't you supposed to use ghee not just regular butter. My friend gave me some ghee for coffee and I tried it, it wasn't bad but I didn't want to have a heart attack so I didn't use the rest. Now I use ghee for cooking to try it out and every time I smell it I want coffee or popcorn

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I remember the "bulletproof coffee" trend being grass fed butter, but I could be wrong. Either way I doubt there's any health benefits other than it not being a starbucks milkshake.

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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I completely agree, but there's an exception: weed butter.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 9 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

LPT: add a lemon peel and honey to any coffee incl instant and it will taste gourmet. Add condensed milk if you're feeling fancy. This is what I do for fieldwork coffee. I learned this off a good Brazilian friend, never went back. I always do at least the peel now, it neutralises the acids.

[–] kaeurennetwo@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (3 children)

I do add soy sauce to my coffee. Why don't people do this? It's 2025 already. They must be missing out on an awesome experience.

Edit: Not true.

[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 5 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I recently read an article about soy sauce being the secret ingredient for a lot of top chefs. They put it in everything.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago

Also fish or oyster sauce, sometimes miso. Tomato paste is another.

All of the above add unami, or "savory" flavor and are generally not perceived outside of that flavor in most dishes.

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[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Adding butter to ramen is amazing

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Okay but the last time I checked that wasn't the type of coffee. 🫤

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 18 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Pro-tip: replace the water in your instant ramen with coffee to make it taste like shit.

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Wow, I'll try that tomorrow

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