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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

W-Who do the voices belong to?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

NOT your loved ones.

DO NOT ASCEND!

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 82 points 17 hours ago (4 children)
[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

Please repeat after me: I do not recognize the bodies in the water

[–] wisemanzero@lemm.ee 45 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You do not recognize the bodies in the stairwell.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 26 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

(That could be a two-in-one reference (087 & 2316), nice)

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

A ghost who is also a dick, or three raccoons in a trenchcoat and a fog machine

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
  • If you wipe someone's memory completely and put them on those stairs without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

  • If you put a newborn baby there without them having seen or heard anyone, whose voices do they hear?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

People tested this out in 2009, turns out it's Larry David on both counts

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 39 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

This sign is not my supervisor!

Then again, if the voices expect me to go through four flights of stairs on some vague bullshit they can go fuck themselves.

Maybe I'll just wait for the blood to drain from the elevator & use that.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 42 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (2 children)

Okay everyone, I'll go check it out, and if you don't hear from me in the next hour, just assume the worst and delete my hard drive, okay?

[–] elvith@feddit.org 16 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, uhmmm... So, it's been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it's not under the doormat - where's the key so I can nuke your hard drive?

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

Ĩ̴̯'̶̺̄m̴̼͒ ̸͔͗f̶̻̈́i̴̞̕n̵͈̏ĕ̴͓,̵͍̕ ̶̪̄Î̶̫'̸̹͊m̵͍̾ ̸̰͝f̸̹̐ȋ̴̡ṉ̸͑è̸͈.̷͔́ ̸̬̃Y̷̼͗o̷̟͑u̴̺͘ ̵͚̊ġ̸͎ũ̶͜ẏ̴̱s̵͙̚ ̶̝̄ģ̷̈́o̶̤̍t̵̲͆t̶̖̆a̵̻͒ ̶̡͐s̶̗͝e̷̗͛e̶̻͠ ̸̜̀t̶̮̓h̷͍̅ị̶̏s̶̰͘,̷̗̎ ̷̤͐t̵͙́h̸̝́i̸̝̕s̷͌ͅ ̷̺͐i̷̲̒s̷̭͌ ̴̣̄r̵͔̒ê̷̥á̶̼ĺ̵̩l̴̤̉y̸̦͑ ̴̝͝c̵̦͗ŏ̸̙ó̶̖l̷̰̽.̴̫͊

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 26 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 14 points 17 hours ago

"They" don't want you to ascend, don't listen to "them".

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Went and checked, turns out it's roof access

The voices tho? Skinwalkers

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Skinwalkers getting high on the roof, they're chill

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago

They took my skin, Jimmy

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

Skinwalker fingers typed this

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 19 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

This would fit right in in Control

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 17 hours ago

"Langdon's gonna be pissed when he finds out Steve went up the stairs."

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

Stealing this for when I get around to playing Triangle Agency.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Thats my secret, no one loves me

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

Shrek does. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[–] corbin@infosec.pub 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

DO NOT ASCEND

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 14 hours ago

What are you, American Dream?

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 3 points 17 hours ago

Is this a reference to the movie Satanic (2016)? It seems like a reference to the movie Satanic (2016).