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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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My internet and cable have been down for about 18 hours, what did I do to deserve this punishment? (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 month ago by Freshparsnip@lemm.ee to c/shittyasklemmy@lemmy.ml
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[–] anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You washed whites with colors and the laundry gods are angry.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My mom does my laundry

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Mom unplugged the router as punishment for not washing your own laundry.

[–] HocEnimVeni@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

You didn't stop global warming and now you have to suffer the consequences of your actions.