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Clean repost. Original post was removed, so no link. Story for reference.

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 8 hours ago

Burn that shit (the car, the bags and the shitbag)

I’ll never understand people begging to stylishly go to prison. Who are these plastic, dead-eyed posers? How is anyone this disconnected from the concept of stealth wealth?

After cutting my teeth in the business world, I’ve seen people hide away money they have no right to. They take their families on extended sailing trips. They attend parties where everyone else is also wearing many thousands of dollars. Their cars are old models with aftermarket replacement parts that run like a dream. They have vacation homes in places where filming is discouraged. They don’t buy their business partners gaudy gifts like they’re courting a royal marriage.

It’s not acceptable to evade taxes and hoard money (my money no longer allows deals with such people), but if you’re going to do all that nonsense why choose to go tell on yourself?

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well yeah who would want a pink Lamborghini?

[–] terminhell@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

Id still drive it pink. Free Lambo?! I'll just slap a Pepto magnetic sign on it somewhere, lie about a sponsorship or something

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Of course that's a given, but who else would want a pink Lamborghini?

[–] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

If its a gift take it and sell it.

[–] StrawberryCreamSoda@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Can someone explain what is going on here? Is it an MLM?

Edit: I read the linked story and am even more confused.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I think that the gift given to the woman was a stolen car, it seems isn't the first time that happens to she. I didn't understood either.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Purchased with stolen money by a simp trying to buy the affection of a model who was born into wealth and already owned a Lamborghini.

To be fair, that response is poor enough grammatically that you could argue it's ambiguous but I think the vibe translates well enough.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 points 15 hours ago

No no he just appreciates her personality so much! https://www.tiktok.com/@leila_bauer/video/7504771851936091423