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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I want to know what psychologists say about this

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Been a long time, but back in the 90s/early 00s, I saw tons of parents with their kids on leashes at amusement parks... It always made me lol at the absurdity, but it was relatively prominent.

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

I was a leash kid in the early 90s. I do not feel dehumanized knowing that was the case, like some of these childless reactionaries in the comments are claiming.

[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

I laughed too, until I raised a toddler with ADHD. He wasn't diagnosed yet, but lord was it obvious he had the markers. Never leashed him, but definitely ran after him a lot, and had to keep a hyperfocused eye on him at all times.

I don't laugh as hard now, I still giggle, but just not as hard

[–] docmark@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

If I had a kid they'd 100% be on a leash in public to an uncomfortable age.

In reality I'd probably just shove an ipad in front of their face and call it a day, like the rest of my peers.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Dad.....I'm 22....."

"And you're still not to be trusted!"

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

As a former 22 year old, I should have absolutely been on a leash

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People like pets. Nobody likes children.

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This one guy always hanged at our playground and really did seem to like children. Always had candy on the back of his van as well.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I like them when they hit age 10-11 or so and their logic circuits start to kick in.

[–] medgremlin@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But when they're really young you can do things like convince them that trees walk and that's why trees in cities are in those little cages or pens. (They do actually use their roots to pull themselves around a bit, but it takes a very long time for the amount of movement to be noticeable.)

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I did use my powers for evil once and convinced the neighbor kid that string cheese came from cheese trees.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That depends. If its a choke chain then either group is abusive. One morning I witnessed some asshole who had a steel cable around a two or three year old kids neck as a choke chain. Later I found out the kid was autistic. This was found out after they kid was taken from his parents and was tested.

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