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Filter? What Filter? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (42 children)

The human body has 7 holes

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (5 children)

50 cent had 12 briefly.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

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[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Everyone's?

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] Ymer 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

1000001565

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Don't forget bellybutton.

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

How many positions are available?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

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