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[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (26 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't follow in the dogma of the ears and nose, since you can't fuck them...

[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

since you can't fuck them.

As opposed to the bullet holes then?

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fewer when part of a human centipede.

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago

I would argue that being part of a centipede doesn't reduce the number of holes, it just creates a more scenic route to the outside.

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a vagina alone has 6, so this is hardly accurate.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

No, in topology those are pretty much just indents (I.E irrelevant)

For a hole to be considered a hole, it has to go through an object.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Booooo. We all know what a hole is, don't bring topology into this. I'll give you a plate for your drinks at my house if you pull this silliness.

[–] lud@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, do you consider cups to be portable holes for liquids?

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago (8 children)

If you don't see the difference between a cup and a plate because they're the same topologically then I'm gonna use them interchangeably around you.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

Ponders a klein vagina....

[–] Owlboi@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

see, this is why everyone hates topology and their silly yet weirdly true rules.

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Wait... do holes that meet up with other holes count as separate holes? The nostrils meet up with the mouth hole but then combined they go through to the anus. Do those count as three distinct holes, since looking at each of them individually they would count as a hole? Or would there be one hole with... four openings?

ETA: I have more questions. Do all the openings need to be open to still be considered a hole? Is it only a hole if all my sphincters are open and my mouth is open? If I'm getting choked but my mouth is open and I'm trying to breathe, does my mouth to nostrils count as a hole themselves? Do my nostrils automatically count as a hole as long as one or both isn't stuffed up?

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago

Are you interested in a career in HR? Because I have a large staff which needs to be managed

[–] Ymer 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

All y'all are some vanilla prudes, missing out on the lacrimal ducts.

11 hole action or GTFO.

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago
[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

Build of you to assume I have human anatomy.

[–] SunshineJogger@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

So... Mouth, nose... Does nose count as one or two? And the ears... Wait, thats already too many. How does she have only three?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Definitely don't count pores!

Or, apparently, put her near a lamp.

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Don't forget bellybutton.

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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

How many positions are available?

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Im pretty sure the human body has more than three holes

[–] nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah but this is why we don't ask freaky-ass topologists to define humans.

[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (19 children)

We've got 7! Four in the eyes, two in the nose, and one digestive! The rest are just topological cavities. Oh and extras for every piercing you have.

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago

It said so in the Help Wanted ad you placed.

[–] semisimian@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

"Wow, three whole openings!"

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

That is an unusually low number, but I'm certain we can work something out.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I never really found out what the third was for.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Sex. They're all for sex.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

You need to be careful with that one. She might get pregnant

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Eating and breathing

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