I thought about posting that here but decided not to because its too far-fetched and absurd ¯_(ツ)_/¯
this post was submitted on 24 May 2025
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I mean, desert nomad mauraders scarcely out of the caves who took any they left alive as spoils for slaves and other unsavory use as personal property, maybe...
Because before that it was 7 days a week work...
That's a great way to reduce the number of extant ceos