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[–] M137@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"the ones I spied for weeks"

Words hard, apparently.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"only reason the doom is not doomed"

he am good word man

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I can empathize.

I'm a native speaker and sometimes even my words refuse to English right.

[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Genuine question from a non native English speaker here: what's wrong?

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We would usually say "the ones I spied on". English is the only language I've ever spoken and although it sounds weird to not include the word "on", I really dont see why its necessary either.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

Because "spied for," and "spied with" are both options.

"I spied them" is a legitimate sentence, but it doesn't mean covert surveillance in that sentence, only to have seen then, generally through some difficulty.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

They left out the word "on" and the best that m137 has to contribute to the conversation is someone did a typo.

[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It's supposed to be "the ones I spied on for weeks".

[–] julietOscarEcho@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

The ones on whom I spied for weeks. 😂

[–] Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I think that's just how British brain rot wording works. They all talk this way. Read some of their news paper headlines.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

unlike those American headlines

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

Those last two are definitely intentional.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It wasn't an American who wrote "Foot Heads Arms Body."

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

yes but that is an incredible and brilliant piece of writing, one I'd argue outstrips Baby Shoes Never Worn

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

bad writing from an uncompassionate TERF dip shit loser. thats why.

"the wizards used to shit on the floor and magic it away before they discovered toilets"

fuckin' drunk.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 month ago

I think the castle is really neat and cool and fun to explore in the video games

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