The eggiest should-be-an-actor in the land of 4chan
this post was submitted on 28 May 2025
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I mean… at least he’s washing his ass.
Ikr. Most hygienic 4chan user
Maybe we should bring kinkshaming back after all
Yeah, there's never been a total abolishion of kink shaming. I'm very tolerant of people doing what they want, but there was one person I knew who said they were into necrophilia, which I really don't trust to be handled in a safe manner and they liked a female friend of mine. Pedophilia has also never really been accepted, and whatever the fuck this thing is shouldn't either.
Now, I don't support treating these people as evil just because their brain works like that. I think that's wrong. I think they should be seeking help to change the way they think though.
I for one wish I could donate my corpse to necrophiliacs. Go nuts yall, have fun.
Just keep me cold so the meat doesn't go bad, the cannibals get my corpse next.
Mmm, salty cold cuts.
Pedophilia and necrophilia aren't considered kinks though. They are paraphilic disorders, which are psychopathology.
Anon invents cognitive behavioral torture (CBT)
Up next: cognitive ball torture
How do you give gold on lemmy
I prefer to give Lemmy lead lanyards, but to each their own
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What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.
I am in desperate need of bleach, and memory eraser. I should've stopped reading after the word shower, god knows why I didn't. Morbid curiosity is a horrible thing.
This feels like watching the Jeremy Kyle show, my life and mind might be somewhat fked but at least I'm not this guy.
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God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.
But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.
sounds like the only shower ever taken on 4chan. I think he's doing great, comparatively
sometimes I maintain my faith in humanity
Other times.... This is an other time
That's enough internet for today.
needed this today, thank you op
Would be less worrying if anon got off to this
Anon takes 'Walk a mile in their shoes' too seriously
This is NOT going to look good at the pearly gates
is anon being eggy or just gay?
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Seems like normal eggy fantasy to me.
I struggle to imagine a person like this actually existing
He need the-rapist
god i love 4chan
I have brought anon a snack. A rusty af train bolt.
How the fuck do you get cum in the ass and mouth in one operation? Do professional rapists carry around a vial of extra cum for hole-filling purposes? What happens if they have a rape planned but forgot to bring their auxiliary cum? How long can they keep a vial of auxiliary cum before it starts going bad and needs to be replaced? Do professional rapists use a FIFO system and use expiration date labels or do they walk around loaded up with rotting cum? How to they handle this for tax filing purposes? Rape just sounds like too much extra effort. Just fuck a couch or something. Jeez.
Gang rape
Literally me.
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