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[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

Using the power of AI, you too could send your boss emails that read like the following, completely hassle-free:

"Certainly, here is a version of your email without slurs or aggressive phrasing.

Dear Fred,

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[–] treeko@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only ten times?? You need to keep rereading until you achieve ego death and the words blend into an alphabet soup.. I would have accidentally sent hundreds of videos of me masturbating by now if I were so reckless as to only reread 10 times…..

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The trick is to keep all your masturbation videos in the "homework" folder.

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago

The actual trick is to keep all your videos on an old device that you keep offline

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 55 points 1 day ago (4 children)

And remember to rename the resume file from draft-final-final-final-final to something reasonable

[–] SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is why I just use git to track changes to my CV. I also have branches for different application types.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago

Wait thats actually fucking genius

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is why you should just put the date in the file name in ISO 8601 format, no indication how many times you've been over this

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah, like I'm going to show them how desperate I am like that

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

And I guess time if you do many revisions on the same day?

Yes, a good reasonable name like draft-final-final-final-final_v2_to_print_THIS_ONE_b

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, i have a relative like that.

...anyone knows something like Paperwork (a CMS i guess?) but with support for Open Document too?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What is this, amateur hour? Resume goes in documents and naked dancing videos go in homework/project/new project 2/data collection/november.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

my porn folder is called "not porn" and also hidden (with the hidden folder feature you can toggle on an off)

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Which OS are you referring to?

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago

Most desktop OSes have support for hidden files

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

Worked with a guy once who instead of uploading his doctors note to the HR website, uploaded a recipe for chicken soup

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 24 points 1 day ago

"Dear Egracious Cunt..."

Ah goddamn it every time

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago

I once got a notification from jira because somebody uploaded their wedding photos to a ticket I was following.

The struggle is real.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

https://youtube.com/shorts/AvjDJf1wS0Y

This is a much better version of this joke

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I thought that was my resume?

[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago