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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Back then:

> be 12
> see cowboy jack on TV
> see the protagonist always smoking lucky strike
> get a pack of cigs from the older kids
> smoke it as a joke
> get addicted to it
> life-time smoker created
> parents beat the shit out of me
Am I as cool as you, Mr. Cowboy Jack?

Now:

> be 13 year old edgelord
> idolize cartman in south park
> hate parents for being assholes
> they not taking you seriously because you're a kid
> see package of cigs
> it has "not to be sold under 18" written on it
> come up with idea
> get a pack of cigs from the few older kids who still smoke
> smoke it as a joke
> get addicted to it
> life-time smoker created
> other kids make fun of me by sending the suicide hotline to me 
Am I as cool as you, Eric Cartman? Am I a real adult now, mom and dad? Also fuck you Anita Sarkeesian for wanting to ban video games!
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[–] vivendi@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Quit that shit. Maybe relapsed once or twice and still beat myself over it.

However, I'm probably not quitting weed for the foreseeable future, but I pace myself heavily with that (twice a month max)

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago

I stopped smoking and had two bacterial infections the first since years. The second one end up in a Pneumonia.

Is smoking healthy?

[–] based_raven@lemm.ee -4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Smoking is becoming cool again because seeing a 50 year old man vape is pathetic.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yeah fuck him for switching to something not nearly as harmful.

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