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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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  1. She spends her time robbing tombs.
  2. She destroys the tombs and sanctuaries She visits.
  3. She shoots species that are probably in danger of extinction.
  4. She finds dinosaurs still alive and what does She do? Shoot them to death while continuing to destroy tombs.
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 36 points 2 days ago

Well I mean she's British and rich, what do you expect?

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

The game is literally called "Tomb Raider". What did you think raiding meant?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 129 points 3 days ago (3 children)

At least her name is on point with Tomb Raider.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

Congruent, at last.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

Lara Croft, Tomb Coddler

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago

Well. She's the Tomb RAIDER, not the Tomb Preserver.

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same with Indiana Jones. Maybe he's slightly less terrible about it than Lara Croft, but the fact that he cares only about that golden idol and not about the entire temple complex around it with apparently still active traps, makes him a terrible archaeologist.

They're both very effective adventurers and tomb robbers, though. And at least Lara Croft doesn't pretend to be any better than that.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also: "It belongs to a museum"

Which museum, indie? I guess you are talking about the museum of the country where the artifact is from, right? RIGHT?!

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

Of course not. That big government warehouse with all the boxes. I'm sure "museum" is a nickname they use for it.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 60 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Average br*tish archaeologist tbh

[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago (4 children)

And the asterisk is for what reason, exactly?

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I don't like saying it, it's gross

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[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Maybe they're fr*nch

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I love when I'm surrounded by treasures in an ancient temple no human has laid eyes on in thousands of years, so I take a look at a scroll then immediately leave.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 39 points 3 days ago

It's a good thing those torches are still burning after thousands of years, otherwise you would have needed a flashlight!

[–] Broken@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

Oh, what's that in the corner? A random Uzi mag and health pack. Cool.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago

That's the way it should be!

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Lara Croft is basically a female Indiana Jones. Replace the whip with two pistols and the hat with triangular boobs.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

And Nathan Drake is male Lara, which is kinda funny to think about.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

In case ya'll don't know about Heinrich Schliemann...

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-many-myths-of-the-man-who-discoveredand-nearly-destroyedtroy-180980102/

Now you do.

He fucking dynamited what quite likely is the actual location of ancient Troy....in the early days, the field of archaelogy had a number of basically wealthy idiot assholes who fancied themselves as 'great men', who went around doing nonsense like this, and of course just actually stealing the artefacts and taking them back to museums in their home countries.

Schliemann obliterated the potential Troy site so thoroughly that archaeologists spent over 100 years looking at other potential sites... only to largely (not entirely, but largely) come to the conclusion that Schiemann's Troy site probably is the actual correct site....

... But he fucking blew it up.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A historical example of an idiot with too much money and unwarranted self confidence.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Yup, this douche looks like the Musk of his day

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[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Put mercenaries on the list. They get hired to guard some excavation. A chill job the recruiter told them.

Lara overhears them talk about going home to their families as she sneaks up and brutally murders them with her ice axe one by one until the ruins are flooded with blood. It's all self defense.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Damn you're right! Is like that recurring joke in the Austin Powers Movies.

[–] Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Original Lara was a Tomb Raider.
New Lara is a fucking psychopathic Rambo with daddy issues.

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 11 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I know it is a game, but every time an ancient ruin got crushed while playing, I felt a lot of regret...

I kind of wish there was a chill game about discovering an old civilization (a.k.a. 20 years of work in 20 hours of gameplay).

[–] nico198x@europe.pub 7 points 2 days ago
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[–] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

Are there any games that accurately depict the activities of any kind of scientist?

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm not sure there's a market for a "Pipette Cry Repeat" based video game.

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You are missing the Grant DLC, that puts the fun in funding.

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[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (10 children)
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[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

I dont think scientist simulator would be a very popular game. Its be mostly trying cope with the mental anguish of rejection over papers and grants being published.

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[–] pastel_de_airfryer@lemmy.eco.br 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

In the latest game she triggers a massive flood that destroys an entire village, possibly killing hundreds of people, IN THE TUTORIAL STAGE!

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago

To be fair, the odds of removing a dagger from a pedestal doing that are extremely low, even in the survivor trilogy.

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Indiana Jones actually claims to be an archeologist, he would be a better target.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I forgive Indie because he punches Nazis in their stupid face.

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[–] andrewrgross@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

I wonder what it would look like to try and resolve some of these problems in a way that still provides a satisfying platformer experience.

Like, what if instead of these ruins being a bunch of traps with some key magical artifact that she heavily disturbs while passing through, what if the game was a platformer where you had to essentially erect scaffolding and lay down tarps in advance of a larger team? And the goal is to basically use climbing and athleticism to navigate the environment without disturbing an incredibly fragile environment?

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