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[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

What about the seizure and occupation of vacant private property?

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 82 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Let's cover polygamy and tax fraud. If you marry multiple people during the purge ... does that mean the marriages are all legal?

If you claim a $1,000,000 tax refund and mail it while the purge is going ... is that legal?

Most people would have way more on their mind than just murder.

[–] AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

the purge: April 15th

(for thise that are not american, this is when we have to file our taxes.)

(also, americans have to file their taxes manually... nothing is automated)

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

Yep, and in the US, if you miss something on your taxes the government/IRS will delay the taxes and actually redo them and send you the new amount.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Within 4 hours of announcing that a "purge night" was a thing, they would have to revise it to just call it "murder night" and even then, it will get further modified to "Murder of sanctioned people and groups night" and even THEN they will have to further amend it until it finally says "The police get to murder you night" and then they will want to remove the nightly restriction and then BAM you have what we have now.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Just like that, you have moved any books written about the Purge from fiction to non-fiction.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I haven't watched the movies in depth, but the premise alone speaks to me of a subtext that leads to this understanding about our world.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 29 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I would say that once the purge ends you cannot be legally married to multiple people. Meanwhile if you murder someone they're just dead. If you kidnap someone you'd have to let them go when it ends.

Stealing is an interesting gray area. Is possessing a stolen object the crime, or is the stealing the crime? Or possibly both? If possessing a stolen object is illegal then you'd have to return them when it ends.

[–] Soggy@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

It's not "stolen" because stealing is a crime but you took it on ~~free balloon~~ Purge Day. It's just something you have now.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What if you shot someone during the purge, but they did not actually die until the next day.

I'm thinking this whole "no laws" concept would actually need hundreds of thousands of laws. Courts would be tied up for years after each purge just trying to answer the legal questions regarding having no law.

[–] irmoz@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I think of it more as the law looking away from any incidents on the day, and ignoring any lasting consequences after. Makes it neater.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

Skyrim would have me believe that possession of a stolen item is also a crime.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 39 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Stealing some real food, destroying anti-homeless architecture, sleeping in your own car, getting an abortion, same-sex marriage.

Anyway, I doubt most people would get violent. Most people aren't just held back by laws, but morality. People would probably just be trying all kinds of drugs mostly, racing, trespassing and breaking into places. What better time for exploring some abandoned buildings, or staff-only areas.
You'd probably find me in a train depot, probably taking pictures and trying to figure out how to get one of the engines running. If that area wasn't guarded of course.
Alternatively, I'd probably steal a bus. Or a semi truck. Just temporarily. I don't have a drivers license, but I want to try driving that.
Hmm, I might take a bicycle to the airport. I doubt people would risk flying, and it would probably be the emptiest area for cycling.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anyway, I doubt most people would get violent. Most people aren’t just held back by laws, but morality

I'll be honest here, mate, I think we've seen that a very large portion of the population would be more than happy to get violent. It's mostly the ones who scream about laws needing to enforce morality on 'the heathens.'

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I always assumed the Purges were set up by a far right government to legally kill anyone who tried to organise against them.

Send goon squads (not the new ones) to smash up and kill coops, local farms, unions, uncooperative lawyers, journalists, etc.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You can do that without the purge.

[–] Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 6 days ago

Yes, folks can and do.

But Hollywood likes to good wash the current status quo, so let's ignore PayPal's union busting and censorship policies, bombing civilians, systemic racism, and take it up to 11 in a fictional future.

Or maybe I'm just jaded by the biggest fans of "purgey" settings being right wing folks.

[–] nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org 5 points 6 days ago

No Knock Warrant. Wrong Name Warrent.

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago
[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 224 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Everything except for harming capital, ok? Now go kill each other.

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 6 points 6 days ago

Let's go, Luigi!

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 106 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Huge companies would import stuff by the planeloads to avoid tariffs/duties

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Apple was literally buying up entire passenger flights and filing them with iPhones instead of people to skirt in under the deadline. Capitalism is a hell of a drug.

[–] AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Employees would be too busy hunting down CEOs to import stuff for the company.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

The smarter ones would be vacationing in a different country, or on open seas on their yachts

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I imagine there would be a group of people in each company with special contracts for hazard pay to work on purge day.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Just regular pay, but with the promise of a Friday pizza party.

[–] Sergio@slrpnk.net 35 points 1 week ago

CEOs would be in Europe.

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[–] termaxima@programming.dev 99 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The actual purpose of the Purge if to make tax fraud legal for 24 hours so the rich can somehow pay even less taxes.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

They don't need a purge night to commit tax fraud, the do it every day, for vast, vast sums of wealth.

If they had a purge night in real life, they would quickly amend it to just "murder" night. Lest the poors get an idea that they too could exploit the system.

Then they would amend it again because they don't want to get murdered. So it will be "Murdering approved people and groups night" but that also has a chance of backfiring if someone wealthy or the people protecting them could be at risk, so they will just change it to "The police get to murder you night" and then they will shrug and remove the nightly restriction, and then there you go... our current system.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 1 week ago

They don't have to pay taxes ever again if the angry mob of poor people get to them.

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[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 91 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Everything is legal, including:

  • falsifying a crime report or committing purjury
  • excessive force or police brutality
  • coerced confession
  • false arrest or imprisonment
  • evidence or witness tampering
  • unwarranted search and seizure or surveillance
[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We're still talking about the purge, right?

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Um... yes...?

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

If everything is legal, and a police officer imprisions you that's ok right?! Nothing is ilegal. so we back.to running from the police

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 points 6 days ago

That sounds like an average Tuesday in Texas

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Time to erase all debt 👀

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[–] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"I'm gonna J-walk all over the place, and there's nothing you fuckers can do about it! ANARCHY!!"

[–] BeefPiano@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago

I’m gonna infringe on medical patents and pirate as much corpo medicine as I can in 12 hours

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