Fight Club, obviously Tyler Durden as the only non real character stays human
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Who's the narrator? Gonzo seems too obvious, but that's not always bad.
Jack=Kermit Marla=Miss Piggy Bob=Fozzie Angel Face=Gonzo (did anyone else know this was Jared Leto!?) Assorted muppets are Fight Club members of corse
I am Bert's complete lack of surprise
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Fight Club. Edward Norton. Tyler is Kermit and the end is "Jack" realizing Tyler is just a hand puppet that he controls.
Okay but now I'm imagining The Matrix, where everyone still in the Matrix are human, and everybody who escaped are Muppets. When Neo escapes, he is still human.
I love this!
I also thought Matrix, but Neo would be Gonzo and Morpheus would be still played by Laurence Fishburne.
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Remake Team America with real Matt Damon.
I would pay to see this
Inglorious Bastards, we keep Christoph Waltz
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, obviously Johnny Depp as the only human. Basically no difference.
die hard
alan rickman
Being John Malkovich,
Keep anyone other than John Malkovich, in fact John Malkovich is the only puppet.
Schindler's List. The girl in the red dress.
So many people would get fired.
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Pirates of the Caribbean, keep Johhny Depp.
But when he's cursed in the moonlight, even he turns into a skelemuppet
John Wick. Keep Keanu. Everyone else are muppets.
Terminator 2 with only John Conner as a human.
Not a movie, but the first episode of Black Mirror and I'll keep the pig.
Or any of Nick Cage's movies and keep Nick Cage.
From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
Truman Show. Carey is the non Muppet. Or maybe his "best friend" that might be funnier.
no, he is the only non puppet. but because he grew up like that, he doesn't realize he's the only non puppet. from his point is view, everyone else is normal
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Fifth Element - Bruce Willis
The attempted mugging would be hilarious. The cookie monster screaming "gimme da cookies!" Miss Piggy as the supreme being.
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Jackass: The Movie.
Wee Man.
Fight club - Marla Singer Bonus if Kermit plays both Tyler Durden and Narrator. Also any scene Durden has his shirt off Kermit has to have painted on abs.
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, and the actor who stays is just a random one of the Oompa Loompas.
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John wick, Keanu. I want to see him beating Muppets and Muppets flying around arms, legs flailing
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Toy Story
Andy
The hurt locker.
But only the guy who gets blown up at the start is a human.
Every Marvel movie, Stan Lee
Predator, the predator
- Iron man, the only human is happy the driver.
- All adam sandler movies and adam sandler is the only human (I believe it would just amplify his movies)
Clue. Tim Curry.
Fight Club. Brad Pitt. Or maybe Norton because it would be hilarious for the human to be the one to destroy an Angel Face muppet.
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OG Star Wars - chewbacca, but instead of a guy in a costume just a really hairy dude
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Debbie Does Dallas, keep Debbie
Starship troopers - Michael Ironside
Edit: Kermit "C'mon you apes! You wanna live forever!? Ahhhhhhhhhh"
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