12 Monkeys - Jeffrey Goins
The Big Lebowski - The Dude
Deadpool vs Wolverine - Wolverine
The Goonies - Chunk
Pirates of the Caribbean - Jackie Sparrow (by Amber Heard)
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The matrix, neo is the non muppet.
Alternatively, everyone is a human except for neo who is miss piggy
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Doom, Dwayne Johnson
Titanic.
Kate Winslet stays human.
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Jack, the muppet, dies in the end.
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Big Lebowski, Jeff Bridges obviously.
The Exorcist
Linda Blair
Star Wars, keep David Prowse (Darth Vader, the actual guy in the suit).
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there will be blood, keep only paul dano. i love daniel day lewis but i just want to see eli be hounded by a screaming fozzie bear.
Conclave, carlos diehz
Se7en, kevin spacey
Stargate, jaye davison
Star Trek beyond, Chris pine
The Matrix Reloaded. But only one Agent Smith is Hugo Weaving. The rest are puppets
Braveheart
longshanks
12 Angry Men.
Henry Fonda was a funny guy, and I think he'd have had a ball playing it straight.
John wick. Having Reeves be the only person would be hilarious, though the opposite would be true to. Have Reeves as a puppet and everybody else getting their ass kicked.
Top Gun. Keep Anthony Edwards.
The Muppets - Steve Whitmire (Kermit's puppeteer)
From Dusk Til Dawn, Salma Hayek.
Just imagining the perverted little Tarantino and Cheech puppets is giving me titters.
"We got velvet pussy, cloth pussy, fuzzy pussy, felt pussy..."
Any of the Die Hard franchise, really. It makes McClane seem like a complete fucking schizo to the point you wonder if this is all happening in his head a la Sucker Punch.
While that's fun. I prefer Hans as the only human.
Alan Rickman giving an identical performance with Muppets sounds like a perfect film.
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The Hunger Games, keep Snow. The Exorcist, keep the priest.
The possessed girl being the only non-muppet in The Exorcist has a lot more comedy potential imo. The priest really should be Kermit.
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The Dark Knight: Gary Oldman.
The Thing: Kurt Russell
{My girl says} John Wick: Keanu kills Muppets
Psycho. Mother.
The original Japanese version of The Ring. Keep the Ring spirit, whoever played Sadako.
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Django unchained, Django.
It's not because muppet violence is especially hilarious... I'm lying. Exploding racists into felt organs 100% seems uniquely amusing.
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