Aggravationstation

My stepmum got a laptop years ago that came with a 12 month subscription to McAfee that covered a Windows machine and an Android device. She didn't have a smartphone at that time but I did so when I set it up on the laptop for her I decided to also put it on my phone. After a while my stepmum started getting loads of emails from McAfee with a picture of my face attached. Turned out if a phone was away from the address registered with McAfee for too long the app would start sending pictures every time the device was unlocked. Thank god it had a front facing camera or things could have got very awkward.

Hmm, I have some questions to ask myself seemingly

in the past everyone just spelled really bad

Lol, the fact that you spelled smelled as spelled made me smile.

But yea. It was just a fact of life. People lived in the countryside isolated and surrounded by animals so it smelled bad anyway. Even when people first started living in cities there wasn't any proper sanitation at first so you were constantly surrounded by the smell of your own and everyone else's shit.

That's all of the bones of an human adult. Yeah, I'm sure absolutely all of them were necessary.

Are you trying to imply they gave it a dick? If so they don't have bones in them.

EMACS, EMACS, EMACS!

I'm with ya buddy

Looks like she may live in a lonely world.

Indeed, I pressed... something and need to reinstall Fedora. Oh no, but I don't know how 🥺

I hanker for a cup-a, a glass or flask or mug-a. I hanker for a cup of beans.

I didn't see it happen but my Dad, a local rugby legend in his youth, decided to play again in his 40s. Him and another guy jumped for the ball at the same time and my Dad's eye socket collided with the other guy's head. It looked like he'd replaced his eye with a purple tennis ball for about a month.

Born to ride Donald Trump

Voted to be ridden by Donald Trump