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[–] xxce2AAb 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's even more potent than that! I'm not even female, but now I suddenly want to be so this can make me gay.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to say "I'm not even gonna ask", but that'd be a very small lie.

[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eggs are trans people before they've hatched. When they still don't realize, or aren't sure.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ohhhh, I thought it might be an obscure Gwyneth joke, and that snot banshee doesn't need any more attention IMHO. 😅

In light of this newfound knowledge, I say "Gotta hatch 'em all!" 🌈🥰

[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Snot banshee. The insult I didn't know I needed. Thank you.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Ha! Thank you, though I gotta credit the ol' Blue Dream for that one, too. Glad to have her around again. 🤘🏼😜 Feels good.

[–] waz@feddit.uk 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If anything, I found she made me even more hetero than ever. Checkmate Gaylords!

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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Coincidentally, hugh Jackman as van helsing will do the same thing

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I was about to complain that she can't turn me gay. I withdraw my objection.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is 2004 action horror Van Hellsing woke now?

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Hell no. It was all about a man using his Christian faith to destroy a consensual polyamorous marriage... He does also destroy a lot of their eggs, so, something something abortion narrative?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Excuse me, but I think you mean Mila Jovovich in Resident Evil.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pardon, but did you say "Multipass"?

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

No lie, just that split-second look she flashes before she even speaks? Breath stops. Time dilates. Then comes "Multipass.", and I'm cooked. 💫

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

I'm sorry but I'm certain you meant Michelle Rodriguez.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is there also Kate Becknotforsale?

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I don't get it. Her name isn't Beckforsale.

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Kate Beckoutretailprice

Beckfullprice may be better?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

She's not as popular. But Beckinsale isn't nearly as popular as BOGOsale. Just goes to show there's always a bigger fish.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

I think you mean BeQueenSale

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Gay Agenda has many agents

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, I think that's just gay male aristocrats.

[–] Rekonok@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

and many genda

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 14 points 1 week ago

Theres one for every generation.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Is he having a stroke?

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Van Helsing is such a fun movie.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Will also awaken the sexuality of the straight boys, but that's Underworld.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I came here to say exactly that hahaha, underworld confirmed I wasn't gay for sure

Just like your Xena meme, I think this explains more about the flavor of women most straight men are into.

[–] Helluh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

One of my gay-wakenings for sure

[–] Nangijala 3 points 1 week ago

For me it was Catherine Zeta Jones in any movie that made me realize i wasn't completely straight.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope. Still straight. I don't know how that would work, anyway.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Have you checked your kids? Your kids are the ones at risk of a homosexual awakening 😔

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

You're suggesting verifying your kids' sexuality on a regular basis?!?!

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Are you questioning our snuggly nugget of stridor and savior-in-sonorous-rhonchi?

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

[pug noise]

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I couldn't make any sense of your comment at all for a while, but now I understand.

And no, not really, not ever, just having silly internet fun.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You mean this in the nicest possible way, I'm sure, so may your life be filled with the cutest of furry friends snuggling you to your heart's content.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

NGL, at this point, if I didn't have this one right here, perpetually overfull of wiggly adoration and unconditional love, it wouldn't be worth anywhere near as much. 🥹🙇🏼‍♂️🥰

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It's your kids Marty. Somethings got to be done about your kids!

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