Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I'm sure you understand.
America, land of the free!
Just as well y'all have those guns to resist government oppression!
Put three spaces at
the end of a line to make
Lemmy keep the break.
You're right. I think it works better because it's more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But more than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”
I put Log in | Sign up as my display name. My username is DavidAgain. I have interacted with you a few times and you've always been great.
The sauce looks rich and tasty. What is it?
And yet homicide is so much higher in the USA than other wealthy countries.
Hey! It's you! How are you? Lovely to speak to you.
It was me telling myself off for posting a haiku which directly asked the reader to show me their butthole, then I decided that that was a very bad plan indeed and that I should be ashamed to have asked it.
Your horny boyfriend
In husky voice pleads with you
"Show me that butthole."
You should be ashamed of yourself for posting that.
That thing you did…
that battle you faced…
that negativity you swerved…
that thing you found hard and had to take a break from…
Well done. Keep going,
(Repost of my OC to support the new community.)
Amazon: The same 31 products you don't want, again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again
Does anyone else go looking on amazon because they used to have loads of stuff, but now there’s just a few things over and over and over and they’re not quite what you wanted. It’s so full of promoted content and you keep thinking that somewhere on one of the pages there might be something new, but no, it’s these same products again and again.
Does anyone else go looking on amazon because they used to have loads of stuff, but now there's just a few things over and over and over and they're not quite what you wanted. It's so full of promoted content and you keep thinking that somewhere on one of the pages there might be something new, but no, it's these same products again and again.
Remember, you are 10 times more awesome than you think you are, and 1000 times more awesome than some shitty hater made you feel.
Summary: You are awesome.
Reminder: Awesome.
Oh that sounds delicious.