This ain't bad. I joint at the height of beans.
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2025
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There is no height to beans, only depth.
You mean the first height of beans. (It’ll come back around)
Beans never dipped. Bean hands baby, to the moon
Radical Mouse app. I like that.
Yea, these sheernanigans need to stop!
I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says sheernanigans!
Oh no, what a sheerstopper! My world is in sheermbles! I guess I should find sheelter somewhere and get in sheerape for the sheerdown!
bonk!
The sheer audacity!
Sheerandacity, sheeranuly.
It isn't a mouse, it's a lemming!
This is a bean and jean shitposting community damnit!
It was time to stop before it even started
Lemmies aren't mice, they're actually a form of chupacabra.
It’s a lemming
I was here for the jeans posts they were fun; it feels like these have gone too far
Time for Ed Jeeran.
Ed Jeansan can never be a thing
It's mothman season now.
It's time to stop?
No, it will never end
Changing themes the dumb memes will never end
"Enjoy your death trap, Sheerans!"
Everybody Sheer now!
That's the kind of place this is, lots of sexy people, not doing much work, and posting memes
I read that as ShermanPosting and burned down Atlanta.
FYI, most of the bigots and fascists are outside the city limits these days. Please burn down the suburbs (especially OTP -- outside the Perimeter, i.e. I-285) instead.
Yes. Burn down the suburbs and make hillbillies socialist again.
TankEd Sherman hasn't been done, just saying
I love radical mouse!
What if he was shearing a sheep?
What if he was Ed Ed and Sheeran?
What if he was Ed Shanenon and he's Shane from jimmy neutron?
What if he was Edwardo Sheerano and he taught Spanish?
The barrell has not even begun to be scraped. The dumber the better.
Sheering a sheep was done. What if he was the sheep being sheered? Ed Sheeree, if you will.
spoiler
Yes I made that, right about the time the tide turned.
Of course it was.
Fuck bean posting we've reached new depths.
If we missed sheering beans, that's on us.
I’ve been here for a while and I have no idea. So it goes.
I can't explain why other than maybe because they both have red hair, but FFS: why do I always confuse Ed Sheeran with Lewis Capaldi? I don't even think I've ever heard a single song by Sheeran.
Not even Shape of You? It's a bloody earworm.
Don't worry, bean season will come back around again.