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I mean, we all know about it now. Does that ruin the kink for them? Or do they like that we know?

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There are also others, less cute as those from the photo.

eg.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 5 days ago

we need an adult animated show about them

I mean, not all of those are less cute.

[–] Demonmariner@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Nice to know that somebody in my bed is getting some.

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Mites gotta mate

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Long as they change the sheets every few years I'm good with it.

[–] Doom@ttrpg.network 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

what happens when I wash my face or go swimming they just hang on for dear life?

[–] frezik@midwest.social 8 points 5 days ago

The few survivors deal with it the only way they know how: another late night orgy on your face.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Thank you, I hate it.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Aw cmon, you two got the center part of the eyelid last night. We talked after and clearly settled it was our turn tonight.

[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

That's fine, so long as I continue to not know it.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

As long as they use practice safe sex, it really is none of my business.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago

I’m glad someone’s mating on my face…

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago

well good for them....

[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 47 points 1 week ago

At least someone is having sex around here.

[–] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago
[–] artocode404@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago

Oh I know about it, and I'm quite glad that they're comfortable enough with me to have an orgy on my face. That takes trust.

[–] masterspace@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 week ago

Just a friendly reminder that a usb microscope is cheaper than a chaturbate subscription.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 week ago

I know it, and I like to play smooth jazz before bed, to help get them in the mood.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No they're not.

I totally do know about it. Especially now.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 14 points 1 week ago

Not only am I aware and I consent to the microscopic bumping and grinding on my facial follicles, I occasionally rub one out just thinking about the gang bang going down between my eye brows.

[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I very much know about it, their presence makes my rosacea upset 🥲

Thats why every other day I muder them all with an anti-paracitic cream

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

So....your face or mine?

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

We're like a version of Mother Earth to them.
Multiply my children! Make love, not war!

[–] jodanlime@midwest.social 8 points 1 week ago

I did not consent

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 7 points 1 week ago

And are these sexy mites in the room with us now?

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago

I encourage it, get your freak on little parasite

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate being reminded of this...Please just let me have some peace and live in ignorance every time I forget this is a thing.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago
[–] loomy@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Jesus Christ, get a room

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

New kink unlocked.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

If you aren't a filthy heathen, they actually practice abstinence. Repent, sinner.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago