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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 126 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Meanwhile I as a German look at the French with envy everytime they burn down their capital the moment their goverment does something that slightly inconveniences them.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago

As an American, same.

[–] HasturInYellow@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago

We should all be so based.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I had a discussion with my friend regarding socialism and the argument they had against socialism is everyone don't need to work hard and I was like, isn't that good tho?

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago

We still need labor to have a functional society, so you need some level of guardrails to ensure enough capable people are working. Socialism doesn't have a great answer for how to do that.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago

(just gonna shoehorn this anvil into this elevator here...)

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 104 points 4 days ago (5 children)

For cutting off the heads of the elites, and crepes.

[–] MsFlammkuchen@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 4 days ago (2 children)

How do you cut the head of a crepe off?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

Very carefully.

[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 5 points 4 days ago

By dropping a big heavy knife

PS: poor gp. They even put an oxford comma

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago

tbf, both equally fantastic accomplishments, vive la France! 🙏

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 16 points 4 days ago

I'm a crepe

I'm a weiiiiirdoooooo

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 11 points 4 days ago

And subsequently cutting off the heads of almost everyone else.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

And for wildly over-pronouncing crescent.

[–] leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Americans when a country surrenders to a heavily armed death machine: lol, surrender monkeys!

Americans when a country surrenders to a diaper wearing fascist old man: USA! USA! USA!

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[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 4 days ago
[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Remembered for this by the Americans.

I sometimes think they get so fixated on this as some kind of psychogical distraction to avoid remembering their own country spent most of that war sitting on the sidelines making a profit.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Wut? The US was still in the middle of economic disaster when WW2 began. What reason did the US have to enter Europe until Germany's allies attacked us?

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

America was on the sidelines converting most of a continent from a depression era economy to a war time economy and tooling up every manufacturer that made metal into making weapons. FFS, Singer (yes, the sewing machine company) made 1911 .45s.

Then we started sending war materiel to the allies measured in millions of tons.

Then we launched an invasion force of fucking biblical proportions just to get a toehold in France. All while fighting in Italy and Northern Africa, AND while fighting the Empire of Japan across the world's largest ocean (with our best base and most of the best (7th) fleet wrecked).

Sorry it took a couple of years.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 days ago

Had us in the first half

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tell that to my dead grandfathers that killed Nazis to save your asses along with global freedom and democracy. We have our warts like EVERYONE yet we're first to fall on the sword and eat shit like this. Fuck that. I'm not conceding my fucking country or its name. Especially to 250 year old allies with whom we formed the first West free of monarchs.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You hit the nail on the head! This is exactly why I think the American attitude to the French is so peculiar:

Especially to 250 year old allies with whom we formed

American culture should remember the role the French played in the American War of Independence (and the French great great great great great grandfathers who died for you) instead of defaulting to that weird and crass "cheese eating surrender monkeys" nonsense.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The ones with brains know. I'm not special. Remember which voices are typically loudest.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not interested in mouth breathing MAGA crowd though.

I made this point here because too many people on the American left spout this particular rhetoric.

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Idiots come in all ~~sizes~~ sides

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Oh, sure. Let me rephrase. I'm not interested in the knuckle dragging mouthbreathers of any stripe.

Too many seemingly otherwise normal, educated US people seem to blindly lean in on this particular rhetoric.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fucking Belgium, on the other hand...

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] vladmech@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Oof. May Leopold rot in hell.

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They're lucky all their notable dishes are borderline unpronounceable to non English speakers.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

Fries and waffles?

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 12 points 4 days ago

Hey, – on the plus side – no one bothers to look very hard at why you're still taxing your former colonies for you having colonized them?

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Buuuut, your bread and pastries will have way more cachet than German bread and Austrian pastries do. And your cuisine and wine will have somewhat more cachet than those of Spain or (debatably) Italy.

The pettiest French foodie: worth it.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yeah, the French are pussies for ~~not joining our dumb war in Iraq~~ surrendering early in WWII

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile the UK keep their aura of Europe's saviors, nonwhistanding the fact British troops evacuated swiftly from Dunkirk in may-june 1940, leaving the French alone against the Wehrmacht...

[–] NotJohnSmith@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Didn't we (UK) also bomb the French fleet albeit to avoid the Germans from repurposing them?

My take is shit happens in war, the US did what they could when they could. But the same dignity needs to be given to the French.

We were allied then, we sure as hell need to be allied now

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Hell yeah, more than ever comrade!

[–] morphballganon@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] kunaltyagi@programming.dev 1 points 4 days ago

Needs more upvotes 😂

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

The propagandening!

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

At least they've got Clair Obscur

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 1 points 4 days ago

Do not damage la buildings!

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

And for getting their asses kicked several times by Nelson.

To be fair, at that time fighting the royal navy was like the toughest kid on the playground picking a fight with a hyena.

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