this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2025
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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What unholy AI bullshit is that cover image? If your butthole looks like that you're problems aren't in the future, they're right now.

From my colonoscopy, it kinda looks like that deeeper in there - not as tightly packed, but wavy filaments, sure

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Looks kinda reminiscent of a tardigrade..opening

[–] ZoDoneRightNow@kbin.earth 16 points 2 days ago

It gets better: niplomancy

[–] acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

$$ Monetize your fetish $$

[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 days ago

I know someone who's going in for a colonoscopy. Maybe they can get the two-for-one package with a reading tossed in?

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Shai-Hulud!

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago

I could do this with my eyes closed

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

In some border controls they also know your future with Anomancy

What kind of shitty stories are you trying to read?