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I managed to keep the same pair of sunglasses for nearly 20 years.

I lost them when I was helping my sister move and her mother-in-law mistook them for hers. By the time we figured it out she couldn't find them.

I personally have finished three chapsticks from top to bottom.

That's easy. I did that this weekend!

(using them correctly, not eating them.)

Oh. Uh. Nevermind.

Every once in awhile, I will wash, dry, and FOLD all my laundry in one day.

I answered a ringing payphone, just like in the movies.

I 100%-ed FFX-II. I don't recommend this.

I can consistently separate the chocolate from both waffles without breaking any of them with Hanutas. And I can do the same for Prinzenrolle but with slightly less consistency. The latter are more dependend on temperature.

I ended up with the absolute worst shopping buggy in the store, constantly clacking and hanging up. I found it was somehow much easier to push backwards..

People looked at me funny, but hey, if it seems stupid but works, it's not stupid.

I can get my tongue inside my nose from the inside. Helps cleaning out the nose and nasal passages.

How many you finish by eating them?

I committed to sleeping in a silk bonnet every night, and my hair is so much nicer now :)

One time as a 19-year-old, I planned out an entire Traveler campaign in the span of two weeks. 46 planets, each with distinct cultures, local flora and fauna, and a unique questline for each one. There was an overarching plotline about a Doctor Sinestar abducting people and stealing tech. I basically spent two weeks in my room furiously typing from when I woke up until I fell asleep at my keyboard, ignoring my bodily functions until my body forced me to take care of it. It was a race against burnout, and I won, but at what cost?

I regularly finish the ink of a Bic pen.

I can wiggle my ears

I've kind of wanted to die for over a year, but I dropped the hand scanner in the self checkout and it landed between the wires of the rack on the underside of the shopping cart so that it was hanging perfectly, and that was pretty cool

I can hum and whistle at the same time. Dogs always snap to attention and look at me when I do it lol

I'm really good at tearing away paper towels from the toll with one hand

I finished Heavy Barrel on one credit, in the exact same time it took Ride the Lightning to play through on a walkman.

I'm downtown right now. For me that's big. I hate the city. It feels like one big cage and there's too many people. This whole time I just want to run away and let them throw me in jail for skipping jury duty but I'm keeping it together. So that's a w I guess

I find the mates to MOST of my socks

In line with your submission, I kept a Bic pen from brand new to absolutely gone. It took years, but I'm not exactly jotting down notes all day.

Now I carry a nub of a carpenter's pencil with me and I'm much happier.

I can place my hands in front of my chest and make circles, hands going in opposite directions.