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I would be proud to have a femboy son
Gold.
It's all fun and games until he bangs the wife of someone who graduated top class of Navy Seals and has been involved in numerous secret raids against Al-Qaeda, with over 300 confirmed kills, is trained in gorilla warfare and is the best sniper of the army
edit: I see the downvoters don't know about this classic 🤣
Listen here you little shit!
gorilla warfare
This is the America Harambe wanted for us
It's all fun and games then, too.
There's a version that has a bit more.
I don't call myself a man, but your wife still calls me to fuck
Legendary 🫡
That hotmeat89 guy seems it has script for years. At this point I respect the commitment goddamn!
I wonder if this is still going…
I don't think it is. I looked it up and couldn't find anything further in the thread from them. Their account has been deactivated, so (I think) the original is gone and we just have reblogs. Wayback Machine doesn't have it either.
Shout out to all the Nat Guard and Marines currently 'defending our freedom' in LA!
... and of course their famously faithful wives they married 3 months before their first deployment!
More interestingly, it's also pretty common for girls who wanna leave their man to push him into service so she doesn't have to deal with him after. In boot we had a wall of dear John's 2 weeks in
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Someone's gotta drive the Dodge Hellcat before it gets repo'd...
Its always a fucking Hellcat lol.
I mean, not literally always... but ... there are so many car dealerships right outside of so many bases... gotta spend that signing bonus on something, apparently, and that something is almost always a Hellcat.
It makes perfect sense. They prey on poor people to fill out that "voluntary" recruitment. When you've been poor all your life and suddenly you get that signing bonus no matter how responsible you are there's no way you're not going to buy something at least a little fun for yourself. You've likely had a shitty car all your life if you had one at all. You put all that together and it's really easy to see why so many of them do it.
Yep, you got it.
I always find it funny when people think these stereotypical behaviors of young military dudes are... just rude stereotypes.
Some of them, sure, but a lot of them, nope, generally actually true, sorry buddies, capitalism figured out another way to exploit your poverty and lack of education, with mathematical precision, and you fell for it, again.
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The hero we deserve...
with 3 confirmed kills
Yeah, 2 of them where kids and one was a pregnant woman he thought was carrying a bomb.
I feel strongly one of the more probable solutions to the fermi paradox is simply that we have a sizeable number of people in our species who still take pride and joy in the idea of taking lives, under any context.
No, we're not allowed out there. No, we can't have good things.
Raise your kids better you asshats.
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“If a war comes to your country” the president will order you to form up against your fellow countrymen.
I've lived in a region where ethical non-monogamy is so normalized that I look at the photo and think "ok...?"
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