What happens if he says yes? Then you are trapped alone with him. Seems worse lol
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Then you bail
you bail either way
you bail either way
Yup, you just get to make the joke first :)
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You wouldn't be alone if either party has women friends. I wouldn't be surprised if the guy in this post had no women friends , or only had women be wanted to fuck.
Also the bisexual erasure is pretty thick here.
Men lusting after women is bad because women are territory that each man must protect.
Women lusting after women is good because that means larger harem for alpha man.
Men lusting after men is best, because we achieve peak masculinity and become Spartans and conquer the world.
Sparta couldn't even conquer more than their own backyard. They'd overrun Messenia and enslaved the lot, then spent a few centuries bickering with the rest of Greece, until Persia financed them to claim hegemony. That hegemony lasted 33 years, then they bickered with Thebes for a while, took losses, never quite recovered and eventually got subjugated first by the Macedonians, then by the Romans.
Okay, but nobody ever made a movie about this, so I don't believe you.
Based and Hollywood-pilled
That's when you double down and say he can't have women friends because he'll want to fuck them. Then throw a jealousy tantrum because that's literally what he said.
Chances are, he doesn't have any female friends, because he scared them off long time ago.
I can say I have been with girls whose friends were guys all wanted to fuck em. I never held against em. Was honest about it with em, but I always put the trust in them to do the right thing.
I've learned in life there's a little truth to everything, and a lot of bullshit with a lot of things. You'll have horrible women, and horrible men. You'll have folks so obviously blind to what's in front of em, they won't know until their bumping uglies with eachother. You just gotta roll with it.
And that's why I just cut contact with all people in my life every time I get a partner, to be respectful. Haven't talked to my grandpa in years but what can you do?
This is why all my friends are asexual eunuchs.
Watch out, they'll connive on you
They do like to congregate, I make sure to spray them with water when they do.
Perhaps...
But then again, they know things.
"Do you wanna fuck her?"
"How many times do I have to explain what pansexuality is? I wanna fuck everyone, everywhere, alll the time!"
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UNOooooooooooo.
I feel like there is a difference between finding someone attractive enough to entertain the idea of having sex with them and starting/maintaining a friendship for the sole purpose of keeping open the possibility of sex in the future when they can exploit a vulnerability. If a friend treats everyone of his/her friends roughly equal, I see no harm. However, „friends“ that bend over backwards, get overly touchy and so on with the people in a committed relationship they wanna bang and not with people they don’t, I see a problem. Worst case yet that i encountered was a „friend“ that mimicked mannerisms, hobbies and appearances of the partner that „stood in his way“. That’s just plain creepy.
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