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Surviving the predator (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 weeks ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/humor@lemmy.world

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case...

Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Godzilla. Then I'd go hang out at the White House.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I could probably take Nurse Ratched in a fight.

[–] Naz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

Shit. He's right. That isn't honorable prey.

Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Jack Torrance from the shining

Percy Wetmore from the green mile

Warden Samuel Norton from Shawshank Redemption

Without their context they have little power.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shawshank is nowhere close to being a horror movie.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Can I go for a horror monster that isn't necessarily from a horror movie? Because if so I'm going for the flying black bedsheets from Harry Potter 3, it's summer and I want a mobile air conditioner. Also it couldn't inflict anything I to me that I don't do to myself, guess it could try to eat my soul but I'm pretty sure I don't have one.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I feel a good amount of them are no match for the .45

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Otis Driftwood from House of 1000 Corpses. He has no supernatural powers.

I have lived around crazy rednecks all my life (Indiana and Florida). Pretty sure I could outwit 1 crazy redneck, and with 3 Billion I could afford to finally escape this hellhole.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe gage from pet cemetery. Im not his dad so maybe I have to punt a child.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

When did predator not kill someone??

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Daredevil. Or Batman.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Predator, absolutely. I can survive 24 hrs lying under the bushes covered in mud.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Unless he switches view modes like the one in Predator 2.

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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

as soon as the mud heats up you'll be visible again

you'll have to change the mud frequently

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[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Plankton, I choose you.

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