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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago

My billionaire stepped on a bee

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 33 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh NO! PLEASE keep the Comments CIVILIZED! This man CHANGED Lives (by STEALING people's Money and Health!) and should be HONORED!

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Think about how many joooooooooooooobs this guy made.

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 0 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

People are downvoting you, I assume because they think you are lauding some other east Asian billionaire.

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[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I wanna bee a billionaire, so fucking bad

[–] Kacarott@aussie.zone 16 points 1 day ago

You've just given new meaning to the Bruno Mars song

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[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 316 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago

10/10 no notes

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 64 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If so, we have another job for it

[–] Deckname@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

More, like a permanent position 👍

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Mission Impossible 9: we don't even know anymore, just BEElieve it.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

Bummer. I was hoping to ask whether there was a honey flavor or more of a floral sugar flavor. Apparently it's a quick death.

[–] asg101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mad props to Comrade Bee, she gave her life for the people. She will live on in our memories, deepest sympathy and condolences to her hive for their loss.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

Long live the Queen

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 147 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Ah this is terrible.

The bee population is already struggling, and there's no way this one survived after getting stuck in dude's throat.

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

So, apropro of nothing, is it possible to train bees?

[–] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

"à propos of nothing" -a French speaking person with good intentions

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[–] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 49 points 1 day ago

Luigi the Bee.

[–] boughtmysoul@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (7 children)
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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 413 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 337 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

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[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a way to go! All that money can't save you from nature.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 172 points 1 day ago (7 children)

RIP bee. Your sacrifice will not be forgotten.

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[–] Lucelu2@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was stung once by a bee when I was a kid and my mother threw mud on it. While the mud dried, it drew out the stinger.

anyhow, mad props to bees. They are heroes more ways than one. I actually find this quite inspirational. No matter how small and insignificant you may feel you are, small acts can still have big consequences.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel bad for the bee.

But holy shit! If this doesn't make you want to save the bees than nothing will.

I dub this bee the Buzz Bomber!

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 100 points 1 day ago (12 children)

Is it possible to train bees? Asking for a friend who is very interested in bee training.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 249 points 1 day ago (8 children)

https://www.moneycontrol.com/entertainment/when-karisma-kapoor-alleged-abuse-in-divorce-plea-sunjay-kapur-forced-me-to-sleep-with-his-friends-article-12831156.html

Karisma accused Sunjay of domestic abuse in her divorce plea, stating that during their honeymoon, Sunjay forced her to sleep with his friends.

Good bee.

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[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago

Hahahaha. Good.

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