Mouselemming

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Reap this! in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

That's a remarkably nice ass for someone who's all bones

A bitch your worried in c/aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

That seems like a speech-to-text error

Who wants a merkin? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 hours ago

Less likely to cause injury at least

What are some physical items that should be available at libraries for people to borrow? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Home endoscopy sounds ...challenging.

I'd like to be able to borrow one of those tools that rolls the cord into the grooves to hold window screening. Because mine's coming loose, and I'm unlikely to need it again for another several years.

Americans, what do typically have for breakfast? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Leftovers often feature cheese

Americans, what do typically have for breakfast? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

You and millions of other Americans eating leftovers for breakfast. Since the Mayflower for sure, and probably for centuries before that. Although they probably didn't have the Breakfast of Champions, cold leftover pizza.

Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 11 points 8 hours ago

As the guy said on NPR, people have phones. The reporters can still do their jobs without being physically present in the building.

1969 demonstrative photos of a NASA study on cats to help develop techniques for astronauts to re-orient in zero-G in c/cat@lemmy.world
Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago

Shocked, shocked!

Taxes and nature in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Biblical God being as jealous as He is about worshipping only ~~him,~~ Him, burning the money as a sacrifice to Him could have changed His mind about sending the Flood. Only if everyone had joined in, of course. But I guess Noah was better at carpentry than persuasion.

You are someone's candy corn in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 13 hours ago

I agree, but I haven't tried eating any while thinking, "do I taste any strawberry?"

You are someone's candy corn in c/lemmybewholesome@lemmy.world
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

OMG you need to search "pika yawning" because I can't choose one for you!

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Can you dear lemmings help me undo my cat's latest keyboard shortcut? (sh.itjust.works)
 

I have an old Chromebook (yes yes there's my problem I know) that I basically only use to do the NYT puzzles with my spouse over lunch. Occasionally the cat jumps up, and sometimes her feet hit groups of keys... Yesterday she moved the bar from the bottom to the left side. I can't figure out how to fix it. Click/drag doesn't work, neither right nor left clicks in the bar do anything at all. The cat didn't drag, just stepped on several keys. It's still usable, just irritating. I've tried restarting, even let it update. Suggestions?

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The Void looks back (sh.itjust.works)
 

And occasionally bites

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Could microplastics be eroding empathy in human brains? (sh.itjust.works)
 

It's not a crazier idea than most of Kennedy's. Someone should do a study. Or make one up, nobody checks anymore.

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But is it really a catapult? (www.thebrighterside.news)
 

Using centripetal force puts it in trebuchet territory does it not?

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Which is a better descriptor for the Republican Party, the Wrong Wing or the Right-Stealing Wing? (sh.itjust.works)
 

Seems to me, calling the GOP the Right Wing contributes to their delusions of grandeur and self-righteousness. The fact it's only supposed to be "sitting on the right-hand side of the room" is lost in deliberate ignorance. Looking for a more accurate label. If you don't like these two choices you're welcome to ring in with your suggestions. Since other countries have their own versions of a Right Wing, ranging from something equivalent to the US Democratic Party to full-on fascism, y'all are welcome to weigh in on those as well.

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