Mouselemming

joined 2 years ago
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 30 minutes ago

I can count to 20 with my eyes shut but my toes can't breathe with shoes on.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

This sparks joy

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago

Could you not just sit a little sponge on the warm top of the unit and add a drop of fragrance now and then?

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago

Definitely but also grew stubble to widen his jaw relative to his ears

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I'm not very good at math (but not an idiot like your example) and I wear flip-flops every day of the year but they're not related.

Are you trying to say something like "too dumb to tie shoelaces?"

Because there are quite a lot of lace-up open toe shoes and sandals, as well as closed toe shoes without laces, so that doesn't track.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 22 points 12 hours ago

Just in case ICE comes to kidnap everyone, it would be nice if the bystanders wore extra clothes they could lend the nakies because it's cold in the KKKamps

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 20 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

I think they were trying to make a Tylenol joke, (that's acetaminophen) but ibuprofen is definitely not recommended during pregnancy.

For faster acting Motrin (ibuprofen) I have had good results from taking the kids liquid. Go easy on the dosage though, because it's easy to take too much. And switch to the grownup pills for subsequent doses, once the pain is manageable.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh, I think he'd hold out for fairly massive corporate kickbacks. He knows what they can afford.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Better than a suck-up like certain other governors

Worse, some of them are clearly thumbs.

 

I have an old Chromebook (yes yes there's my problem I know) that I basically only use to do the NYT puzzles with my spouse over lunch. Occasionally the cat jumps up, and sometimes her feet hit groups of keys... Yesterday she moved the bar from the bottom to the left side. I can't figure out how to fix it. Click/drag doesn't work, neither right nor left clicks in the bar do anything at all. The cat didn't drag, just stepped on several keys. It's still usable, just irritating. I've tried restarting, even let it update. Suggestions?

 

And occasionally bites

 

It's not a crazier idea than most of Kennedy's. Someone should do a study. Or make one up, nobody checks anymore.

 

Using centripetal force puts it in trebuchet territory does it not?

 

Seems to me, calling the GOP the Right Wing contributes to their delusions of grandeur and self-righteousness. The fact it's only supposed to be "sitting on the right-hand side of the room" is lost in deliberate ignorance. Looking for a more accurate label. If you don't like these two choices you're welcome to ring in with your suggestions. Since other countries have their own versions of a Right Wing, ranging from something equivalent to the US Democratic Party to full-on fascism, y'all are welcome to weigh in on those as well.

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