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[โ€“] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 70 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

This is an actually top tier meme, thank you for blessing my feed with this masterpiece

Even though it makes me sad ๐Ÿฅฒ

[โ€“] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Greta Thunberg tried to deploy to the middle east, but she got kidnapped by pirates

Greta has the balls, selflessness and determination that I'll never have. ๐Ÿ™

[โ€“] match@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago

Arm Greta Thunberg

[โ€“] brendansimms@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I can't wait for the CIA funded war films where we get to feel sorry for the PTSD-ridden us troops that just HAD to slaughter innocent iranian civilians. ya know, for freedom.

[โ€“] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Khajiit has seen some shit and no longer has wares for sale.

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Khajiit has pussy if you have Skooma...

i prefer the nsa funded ones. the cia funded films use too much shaky cam

[โ€“] TheBat@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Fun fact: Dr. Watson is Afghanistan veteran.

Doyle or BBC? Yes.

[โ€“] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

The debugging tool?

fuck i'ma need some opium to process this

Hey, don't worry. You might end up harassing people in los angeles instead!

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Why is there a giant dude standing on the dome in the middle picture?

[โ€“] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

He's being deployed there.

Op's great great great person deploying on the middle east.

[โ€“] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Classified Halo style drop pod test gone wrong?

... probably they just set up a trampoline and had a competent photographer.

[โ€“] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm just glad that renewable energy will make us independent from middle eastern oil eventually. maybe then the bloodshed can end.

[โ€“] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

well, this current war is so magafi can stay in power and still receive the MIC paycheck so it's not even about oil anymore

[โ€“] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Maybe once there's democracy there, things will settle down.

just in time for us to have wars for chilean lithium yum

[โ€“] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah but how would shell and the Saudi royal family make unimaginable amounts of money if we move to renewables??? I bet you didnt think of that liburul

[โ€“] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's the neat part: they don't!

[โ€“] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Ah you see, I've found a flaw in your plan! If they dont make unimaginable amounts of money how can they give the US president a $400m jet as a ~~bribe~~ gift???

The smart oil producing countries have worked hard to diversify. Too bad they're in the minority.

[โ€“] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I remember seeing a graph that the US now produces more oil than any other country.

[โ€“] Saleh@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Can't not have a crusade when western Europe and its colonial offspring are economically, morally and socially failing.