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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 77 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I have a work acquaintance who does this in the most unfunny way. You could say you injured your Achilles tendon, and he'd reply he has an Achilles elevendon, and it's made out of steel and never hurts..

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This sounds like a joke I have with two of my work acquaintances

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

All both of em eh?

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

You're not going to believe this but a third one joined us at my work.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The elevendon was funny the rest wasn't :(

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago

Brevity is the soul of wit

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes but it wouldn't be funny if they just said "Heh, elevendon". It need a delivery sandwich. Maybe there's a funnier sandwich though.

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 weeks ago

"You should get the latest upgrade. (Point down. Pause for effect).... Elevendon."

[–] yuri@pawb.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

idk i might find that pretty funny

[–] blazeknave@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

This sounds like a joke I'd make. Most of the time, I'm only making myself chuckle.

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That joke reminds me of a full-length Netflix comedy special I did with my whole family…

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's pretty good, but I prefer The Aristocratter

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

are you kidding this is hilarious.

anyway back to practice with my band, teradeth

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a big fan! My favorite song of yours is Sweating Magazines.

[–] nyctre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

They're alright. Leadalica are better, tho. "Two" is a masterpiece.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 weeks ago

We call that banter (also a personality trait) "Topper".

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Me and my cousin have 2 ongoing bits.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Me and my three cousins have four ongoing bits.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Amongst my cousins and bits ongoing are fear, surprise, and an almost fanatic support of Pope Tim Minchin

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Your cousin's a classy lady.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I prefer to be more realistic, like House of 999 Corpses and Medium Speed Car.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, that's pretty good, but my film House of 998 Corpses and 1 Live Orange Cat is sure to be a hit

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have a couple of friends who do the exact same thing .... but it isn't funny or humorous

[–] Today@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's funnier during the millisecond it's in my head.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Story of my life..

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Knowing your audience is important

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I've given up in telling them any new information at this point.

The funny thing is that they're imagination had dried up and they can't give to share anything new anymore. We're older so as the years go by, it's getting to the point where they start recommending things they already recommended years ago.

[–] Wolf@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

I have three friends who do the same thing but it's funny and humorous!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 2 weeks ago

My favourite actor is Alan Threedyk.