Caffeinated_Sloth

joined 4 months ago
[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago (6 children)

This is awesome. Do it. What’s gonna happen when the contrails don’t disappear? Who are they gonna arrest? Gonna have to stock up on popcorn because the theatre of the ignorant is about to get really interesting. Finally a piece of legislation I can get excited about.

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 61 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Windows+L every time I leave my desk.

Can confirm. Had a guest jazz band director in college from ‘Bama and he would say things like “y’all play like you’re from Mississippi; can y’all not read music?!”

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Alt text: C’mon Dad don’t be so lazy. All you have to do is get out there and work 80 hours a month and you can have your healthcare back!

Oh yes. I’m a convert to burrito shops. Cost is about the same as fast food chains, without the chemicals and corporate crap, and I get to support local families. Also, delicious. Win, win, WIN!

True believers are terrifying.

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

It’s also hard to leave. Many of us would leave if we had the means. Even for those who wish to stay and fight the blossoming authoritarianism must wage a nearly hopeless battle against powerful disinformation machines.

Accommodations provided by Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 69 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Ah yes, the “pro-free speech” team.

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 39 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

That joke reminds me of a full-length Netflix comedy special I did with my whole family…

[–] Caffeinated_Sloth@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

And they should pay the fire department for saving their home.

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