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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 139 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

"By the way both families live together in the same house".

Ain't no way in hell that, intentionally or unintentionally, there hasn't been some partner swapping.

[–] stiephelando@discuss.tchncs.de 72 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What's the point of swapping tho

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

What's the point of twins marrying twins? Surely at least some of that point is kinkiness...

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Might be more of a reflection of your own bias 😉

[–] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

You'd expect identical twins to have a similar type. Makes sense on a pragmatic level

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Keeping it in the family

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

easy swinging every other weekend

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So that you can have some gay sex?

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Just because they're twins doesn't mean they behave identically in every way.

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Poly relationships can be much more fun than monogamous relationships. You just need boundaries and to leave the jealousy at the door.

[–] Aermis@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Have you met twins? Like seen them daily? Enough to know them even partially personally? There's more than enough differences in each to tell them apart.

Your fantasy would be 100% intentional.

[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 118 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I bet lunch that they swap

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 79 points 2 weeks ago

"Of course its yours. See? The DNA test matches."

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They probably have the weirdest foursomes that are half orgies and half masturbation.

[–] Rakonat@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Unless they are all narcissistic, in which case its their fantasy.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You really think the brothers fuck each other?

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

They're twins so genetically it's just masturbation, right?

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.ml 62 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

They went through all that effort and then didn’t match the kids outfits

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

When the kid is that young, you don't wanna mix them up. They probably wouldn't be able to tell who is who.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 7 points 2 weeks ago

Even they found that too creepy I guess

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

This is the best comment I've seen today.

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[–] 474D@lemmy.world 47 points 2 weeks ago

Feel bad for who got the ugly one

[–] echolalia@lemmy.ml 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

how am I supposed to pretend straight relationships are healthy and normal when they go and do shit like this? when you gotta come up with new words to describe your relationships like "quaternary" you know jesus isn't present here

(this post is 100% joke)

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

There is no fucking way I’d coordinate outfits if I had a twin.

Is being twins these peoples whole personality?!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 37 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes, though tbf that's something society kind of pushes them into.

Also, we all know they partner swap...

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's all one big family....it's not like they can prove indefinitely.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Was the “Twins day festival” for the picture too?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I knew Identical twins. They got so fed up with people asking "Are you really Identical?" They would just say fucked up things. "No not 100%, I got molested he didnt."

[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What does the '38' mean? I thought it was the age of the women, but there's no age given for the men, so that doesn't seem likely. So instead it makes it sound like one is a cyborg named 'Briana 38'.

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The kids look like they know something is wrong.

[–] AppleTea@lemmy.zip 23 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps in 30 or 40 years we get an interesting memoir. Maybe even two.

[–] blackbeards_bounty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Twins my cheeks... Left couple cuter

[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago

Genuinely think it's just that the left couple seems happier

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Feels more like a Multiplicity type situation TBH

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

As an identical twin, I'd like to say "fucking weird but you do you, good luck!"

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Metz@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Bothers me that this fights were made so easy. I think patch 1.5 changed that. Before that this was a really hardcore fight that took freaking 5-10 minutes of dancing and dodging. its was brutal. now you can just punch them out with a couple of hits.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I remember having to come back with gorilla arms tl beat them

And it was better that way, more cyberpunk

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

you know they all in some kinda sex deviancy.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Please may all of their conversations sound like those two Aussie sisters who speak in unison.

[–] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

you can see the cracks forming already, one baby in go America gear, the other in generic baby gap stuff.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Cousin Brother and Cousin Sister lol

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

You know damn well odds are near even that those kids are actually half brothers

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

but you know they back the blue!

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Child therapists call this scenario “the beach-house, yacht and Ferrari combo”.

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