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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

[–] Rumo161@feddit.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LordKitsuna@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

!Ah, general kenobi!<

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] meekah@lemmy.world 1 points 27 minutes ago

puts pinky to mouth

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

My nipples look like milk duds.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Again with the squeaky shoes.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

β€œWhere can warp drive take us, except away from here?”

[–] Loucypher@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago

Cast it into the fire!!

[–] omxxi@feddit.org 5 points 9 hours ago

Hasta la vista, baby

[–] BarbudoGrande@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

"what's the symbology?"

[–] automaticzero@lemmy.ml 8 points 11 hours ago

β€œMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

[–] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

You wouldn't toss a dwarf

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

OP specifically asked for a random line but everybody's posting carefully selected lines.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.

[–] MajorasMaskForever@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

That's kind of the point though, isn't it?

If I were to post with "Extend the plank!" there's a near zero chance that even fans of the movie, or even the franchise, I'm thinking of will get the movie right. If I instead say "Who am I to argue with the Captain of the Enterprise" a normie might guess Star Trek, a true nerd and fan of the franchise will peg that instantly as from Star Trek Generations

Edit: That said, there are several lines in this thread that aren't necessarily only recognizable to fans or people familiar with the movie, but instead just pop culture references.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Any line from the script to The Big Lebowski.

[–] meekah@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

That's just, like, your opinion, man.

[–] bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

"I have no response to that."

[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 4 points 11 hours ago

Say hello to my little friend

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 13 hours ago

Anybody want a peanut?

[–] DizzoMyNizzo@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!

[–] roz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 13 hours ago

Large Marge sent me

[–] friendly_ghost@beehaw.org 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)

[–] teawrecks@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:

  • I didn't know deers could...could do that
  • Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
  • Look out!
[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

She doesn't even go here

[–] zell565@lemmus.org 3 points 14 hours ago

"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "

[–] andallthat@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

can he swing from a web

no, he can't, he's a pig

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[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago
[–] call_me_xale@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 hours ago

"I feel the need..."

(I don't even have to finish the line.)

[–] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 13 points 20 hours ago

ludicrous speed… GO!

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.snekerpimp.space 66 points 1 day ago (3 children)

β€œAllo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”

β€œWove. Twue wove…”

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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

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