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She doesn't even go here
can he swing from a web
no, he can't, he's a pig
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"I feel the need..."
(I don't even have to finish the line.)
βAllo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to dieβ
βWove. Twue woveβ¦β
The best part of that is Inigo's revenge on Count Rugen. It was the absolute perfect revenge. He literally dealt out every wound Rugen ever dealt him. A stab to both his left and right arm, a cut on his left and right cheek, and finally a stab to the gut. This, along with him getting stronger every time he repeated his mantra, makes it one of the greatest moments in all of cinema.
In the script, the author says that the fight between Inigo and Wesley is the second greatest fight in the history of the movies. The final fight is supposed to be the best ever.
Multipass
Negative. I am a meat Popsicle.
"Well I just hate you, and I hate your ASS FACE!" (slams phone into receiver)
Woah, gotta be honest, wasn't expecting a Waiting for Guffman line. There's so many good ones in that movie lol. Some I still quote 20y later:
- I didn't know deers could...could do that
- Contrary to popular belief, I don't see well without my glasses
- Look out!
"The dart, man! You got a fuckin' dart in your neck! "
ludicrous speed⦠GO!
We are the knights who say nee
You must bring us.... a shrubbery!
He will give us all a good spanking!
It's just a flesh wound.
What do you mean, African or European swallow?
There are some who call me... Tim.
Bring out your dead!
I've got an idea, why doesn't Lancelot go?
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It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
We can't forget about this famous line from the movie.
"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
I don't like sand.
No ticket.
"Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner."
I wish you'd get outta my life and shut up.
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"Yeah, well, you know, thatβs just, like, your opinion, man."
If you cannot identify this line...
"Obviously, youβre not a golfer."
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Im tired of all these mother fucking snakes... On this mother fucking plane.
Apparently the title was supposed to be changed. βSnakes On A Planeβ was just a project title so they could print scripts while they workshopped a better name. But when Samuel L. Jackson found out they were going to change it, he threw a fit; Apparently the funny title was a large part of why he had even agreed to the role at all. So the studio agreed to keep it.
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Hack the planet!
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?"
"No stairway. Denied."
"Nice beaver!"
"Thank you! I just had it stuffed."
"'Empire' had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All 'Jedi' had was a bunch of Muppets."
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We both like soup.
Hey, Farva, what's that restaurant you like with the mozzarella sticks and all the goofy shit on the walls?
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"Don't mess with the Jesus."
The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.
Aaaadriaaan!
Bitches leave.