this post was submitted on 22 Jun 2025
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I got the inspiration for this when I was going through all my old images when migrating to Immich.

Left-to-right: A coffee container, A Coke bottle with the label taken off, A pasta sauce jar, a coke can with the top removed with a can opener.

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[–] pitaya@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] ivanovsky@lemm.ee 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Where's plastic bag with straw option?

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Get a spoon to keep it extra classy

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

What’s your coke policy around here?

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 22 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Out of glass with ice in it

[–] CM400@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Everything tastes better out of a glass vessel, I think.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Woah woah woah. That's going too far.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 hours ago

Whichever one has the cocaine in it

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

My favorite method is to pour it down the drain and get something better.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 9 points 14 hours ago

Bottle with the label ripped off. That way, once people are used to it, I can drink used motor oil without all the questions.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

A never once been washed coffee mug

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Can coke is best coke.

Then 20oz bottle.

Then taps, but only if they aren't cheap with the syrup or heavy-handed with the bubbles.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Glass bottle coke beats them all

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

The best way to drink Coke is from a McDonald's soda fountain. No cup, just put your mouth under the spout.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 12 hours ago

Without water, just the syrup.

Hey, taking off the top of a soda can is illegal!

[–] drmoodmood@lemmy.ml 1 points 11 hours ago

I'm digging the jar! :]

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 15 hours ago

Almost got me, I didn’t realize which community this is. Was about say “just drink it from the bottle/can?”

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 1 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, I have to agree; if your plastic cup isn't labeled "coffee", then why are you even bothering to drink a coke?

[–] DaGeek247@fedia.io 2 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly that last one looks pretty dope. I gotta try that.

[–] Armand1@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

Not recommended, you could cut yourself on the edge.

I think the story there was that I broke off the tab by accident.

[–] juliebean@lemmy.zip 1 points 10 hours ago

i've done it before. it is in fact quite dope.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

With my mouth

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 12 hours ago

my current dentist bill says none. But who are we kidding it’s obviously number 3.