this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2025
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[–] ThisSeriesIsFalse@lemmy.ca 67 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] merci3@lemmy.world 80 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Tai@mander.xyz 31 points 2 weeks ago

How brief! And direct!

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago

lowkey arousing how gender neutral that is

[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

Silent copulation!

[–] Sorrow3527@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Pretty much an issue I have with autism. I literally do not understand and people constantly feel attacked or disrespected (in meetings for example) when you question "their ways".

But hey I'd take a "dumb fuck" over the usual sneak disses any day!

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thank you for this and I can relate and confirm. People always feel attacked even when I am very careful.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The brutal math of selection bias. Ten people read your post. Nine of them shrug and move on. One of them stops to verbally fuck up your shit.

[–] Strider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes I also wonder how much of it is bots.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

On Lemmy, idk. Some definitely exist.

Anywhere else, a lot more

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

What'd you say, punk???

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Thank god this is in shit post because I don’t get most posts and ask frequently. The nice person always provides the kind response.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 2 weeks ago

Duality of man...

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

There's nothing I love more than a well-explained joke

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 19 points 2 weeks ago

Why are you explaining this? I feel condescended at. Dumb fuck!

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago
[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 2 weeks ago

ironically ; this explains a lot