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For all their "christianity", republicans in the US are pretty hypocritical.

Jesus actually teached that everybody deserves to get fed and housed. That everybody deserves healthcare. That people should care for other people in their community. That is essentially the core principles of socialism.

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[–] josefo@leminal.space 1 points 8 hours ago

Jaques Elul was an interesting man. His book about Christianity and Anarchy is a must if you want to continue unrolling this thoughts

[–] Welt@lazysoci.al 1 points 9 hours ago

I always think of Jesus as a Buddhist Jew.

[–] PresidentCamacho@lemm.ee 12 points 16 hours ago

No no no. I see where you went wrong, you were thinking about Jesus from the bible, people dont really believe in him anymore. The Jesus followed today is Supply-Side Jesus, I know it gets confusing since they are both named Jesus.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 7 points 16 hours ago

Lot of people during history fought for socialism but they always ignore that part somehow.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 53 points 1 day ago

And Jesus did reach down to the leper, but the leper was not cured, because his monthly deductables did not cover it.

"Get a job, hippy", proclaimed Peter.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

And then Jesus said:

"Thou hast nothing to lose but thy chains! Take all the tools from those that dare to enslave thee and build thy own communities where all of you equally decide what to do!"

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I’ve never heard this one before but it’s on the internet so Jesus must have said it. I will live my life by it.

[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

One of Marx’s biggest inspirations was the teachings of Jesus.

[–] ordinarylove@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 16 hours ago

bad look for socialism honestly

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 15 hours ago

Socialism is an economic and political philosophy encompassing diverse economic and social systems characterised by social ownership of the means of production, as opposed to private ownership.

Socialist Jesus is

  • anachronistic (property+ownership, private vs social don't make much sense 2 kya),
  • incongruent with most of Christianity and Socialism,
  • propaganda.
[–] p3n@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The early Church is recorded as living that way:

"44 And all that believed were together, and had all things common; 45 And sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need. 46 ¶And they, continuing daily with one accord in the temple, and breaking bread from house to house, did eat their meat with gladness and singleness of heart, " ( Acts 2:44-46 KJV).

However, tearing a political philosophy away from its associated worldview leads to trouble.

This is one of the things I find strange about the political parties in the U.S. the Republican party, which seems to claim the majority of members who claim to be Christians, largely espouse a capitalist economic system. Capitalism is much more congruent with a Darwinist world view than a Christian one.

Meanwhile, the Democrat party, at least the more progressive wing, espouse more of a socialist system but seemingly oppose Christianity and claim a world view more congruent with a capitalist system.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 17 hours ago

seemingly oppose Christianity

Christianity doesn't even believe in Christianity. Behind the scenes in Churches, it's bitter old people, angry at each other, shaking down patrons for cash, and selling peace to grieving people. Most Democrats want universal healthcare. They want, but are afraid of UBI, and would like it if they could keep their current advantage in the playing field, not becoming poorer while spreading change.

[–] wabasso@lemmy.ca 2 points 21 hours ago

Yeah that’s interesting. Though I do think the Bible is big enough and vague enough for either tribe to exploit. I’m convinced the Left could have sided with Jesus’s ways of life and been the Christian nation, while the right rejected it.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 18 hours ago

Teached -> taught

The problem was that the church needed to reach out to the nobles to spread, so promising wealth became a sticking point

[–] Gorilladrums@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

From a theological point of view, Jesus was indeed a socialist. However, he wasn't a socialist in a Marxist sense, he was a different kind of socialist. Christian socialism actually has a very interesting history that goes back quite back in time.

[–] merdaverse@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Exactly. There is a rich tradition of Christian socialism and Christian communism. Even the communist group that Marx and Engels joined up with practiced christian communism and utopian socialism before moving away to a more secular and materialist version. The Communist Manifesto marks this turning point well.

Of course, M&E argue that Christianity is a tool used to blunt the edge of revolutionary socialism and keep it back in line where it can't do any harm. Like the other forms of socialism (including that dreaded one) that are explicitly designed to recuperate the more radical ideas to a place where they can be more comfortably controlled by the ruling class.

[–] viking@infosec.pub 14 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Jesus was middle eastern. Don't need to look further than that to find the hypocrisy.

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[–] Auth@lemmy.world -3 points 14 hours ago

Socalism is about owning a share of your workplace. Its got nothing to do with free healthcare or caring for the community

[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Matthew 25:35-40

35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

https://youtube.com/shorts/WUGQUx9k7Cg

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Ephesians 6:5-9

5 Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ. 6 Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart. 7 Serve wholeheartedly, as if you were serving the Lord, not people, 8 because you know that the Lord will reward each one for whatever good they do, whether they are slave or free.

9 And masters, treat your slaves in the same way. Do not threaten them, since you know that he who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with him.

Yeah good stuff. All about equality and egalitarianism.

You can't claim to be socialist while condoning literal slavery. Sorry.

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[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is not really socialism since it is still based on a religious supernatural hierarchy and revelation and not any actual political theories as to how to achieve this without magic, but read literally, it is definitely closer to socialism than whatever basically all of the existing Christian denominations got out of it (with a few notable but not very popular exceptions).

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